3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

pomeranian

Nuts he beat me to it

 

The shotgun weighs more than the dog lmao

 

Cute pupper. We have a 80 lb wolf hybrid and a 12 pound mini wiener dog. The wiener dog runs the show.

 

The little dog always rules. Until the big one eats it.

 

I tell her I want a Siberian Malamute, she wants a Toy Poodle.....Stalemate! Our last dog was a Rottweiler, who was the biggest baby ever.

 

Compromise Standard Poodle. Supposed to be the smartest breed. But our best dogs have been mutts imo. My wife would not agree.

 

I'd agree. I had a Airedale/Shephard cross before, very odd mix. But was trained to be a "police dog" by one of the best cop dog trainers here in Canada (not kidding). For protection, unmatched. For friendliness, a kids best friend. Always surprised me as to what he was capable of. Will never be replaced.

 

"A haiku is just like a normal American poem, except that it doesn't rhyme, and it's totally stupid." - Mr. Garrison



But there are some great ones here. Cheers!

 

No rhymes in haikus
Does this result in butt hurts?
It's not my problem

 

You should try it once
I bet it would surprise you
Just how fun it is!

 

Cheers

 

We do pretty good
For being a group of drunks
Please pass me a beer

 

8.0. Won't take many of them to get you where you wanna be.

 

One is all I need
High ABV Beer is good
But in small amounts

 

It's our legacy
OPs keep us coming here
Ragtag group of friends

 

Welcome

 

Pos Tacoma. Fuck Toyota

 

Yes. We welcome all.

 

I'm having a drink for @2016_dbag

 

I like beer
We all like beer
Beer is good...and stuff


And whiskey ain't bad either.