3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

The weed was literally next door to that brewery.

Man, Vail sucks! What a shitty scam of a place. Everything costs about 50+% more than the rest of Colorado for about 30% of the quality. Service sucks because nobody there actually likes their job they just do it to pay for lift tickets and weed. Wanted to take my wife somewhere special but won't be back to Vail again! F that place!

 

Keystone FTMFW

 

This thread is dead through the week, I think it's only open Thursday evening-Sunday.

Anyway, does anyone have an urge to go to a Ford or Chevy or Nissan forum and see if there are trolls like we get here? I mean, a guy can't mention there's a TRD on the lot when he visited and it turns into, "Man, you'd be CRAZY to pay that," and all that mess. Lots of noise. Then, I look at their avatar and they either don't own a Toyota (much less a Tacoma) or they have another manufacturer's truck and they're just trolling, stoking the fires. I know most of the regulars here pile on a shitshow thread, but that's usually after the poop flinging has started.

 

I have strolled over to the Coloradofans website but became comatose quickly. They have fanboys and haters but it's not nearly as entertaining. And the forum format sucks. TW rocks. Something for everyone and super easy to navigate.

 

BTW, technically we are not supposed to post in this thread sober.

 

I can't stand trying to get around on any other forum. I don't understand why they can learn from TW and make them better.

 

I have an account at ColoradoFans. Made it when I was test driving everything in the fall of 2015. Loved the idea of the 2015 Canyon - was excited as hell about it - until I test drove it and something broke. Then I tested another...and it broke. Then a third...and it broke.

Fuck the Colorado and Canyon. They're crap.

Too bad, because they do look nice, and good features, and a shit ton of potential. Most of potential doesn't make it. The only thing it really does have going for it is that it drives and rides better than a Nissan Frontier.

Fell in love with the 3rd gen Tacoma on release day, and couldn't wait to order it.

Okay, confession complete. Time to drink.

 

Picked up a sampler bottle of Woodford Reserve and just opened it. Good stuff. Bourbon whiskey suits my palate better than Scotch whiskey I think, but that could be because my first foray into Scotch was Talisker. I did find a sampler of Glenmorangies and I liked most of those but Talisker takes a dedicated, hard palate to endure that peaty dram. Maybe some day. For now, I'm going to see what the Ol' USofA can produce and make sure to kick my liver in overtime with all this brownish goodness.

 

I drink mostly whiskey and bourbon but I also like scotch. I was buying Monkey Shoulders. Very nice blended scotch.

 

Let it be known I'm not a quitter, I haven't given up on scotch.

 

There once was a thread
Would you pick ford or taco
It went to shit quick

*posted while sober

 

I unsubed from that shitfest when it went to nanny nanny boo boo.

 

I already have a feeling this thread will get nominated for thread of the week:

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/what-a-bunch-of-whiners.447396/page-2#post-13079559

 

Thanks for the head's up, I needed some cheering up this afternoon. Even if it is the same Ol' same Ol'.

 

Another weekly contender in the making:

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/bed-seperating-from-cab.447465/

 

Aaaand its locked.

 

Did it get inappropriate? Shut down at page 4...too bad I missed it.

 

This one has potential, looks like arkywally got a vacation in the middle of it all...https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/oil-cap-mia.447436/

 

More hurt feelings

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/consumer-reports-evaluation.447390/page-8

 

I'm trying hard to wait until after noon to open the first beer. Oh, screw it.