3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

As I said... snob lol.
I have a pretty good selection here and I had a nice Armagnac last night. A very nice Baron platinum. Sometimes though, i just want something simple with a piece of pizza. Miller Lite! I might have a Pacifico later. That help?

 

Leinenkugels goes great with pizza too.

Just sayin’.

 

Vive la liberte!

 

To be honest, I'm just a Corona guy...just add the lime. I'm all good!

 

Oh, here is a sacrilegious statement: I despise IPA's...

 

Not a fan either, but I find that there are some that are more palatable than others.

Leinenkugel’s shandys are too good, though. I downed 3 grapefruit shandys in 15 minutes once, and was like “I better slow down before I fuck myself up.”

 

Are we allowed limericks too?:

I regret very much the admission,
My truck has a shifty transmission,
It drives like ass,
But it saves me gas,
And that is my final position.

 

I'm pretty sure that some beer company, once upon a time, brewed about 20,000 gallons of bad beer. Fortunately, they had a employee that was a marketing genius and sold the bad beer, with a new label, at a higher price than their good beer because they compared it to the old school IPA from back in the British/India times.
That's the story I am going with...

 

I thought this thread was about peotry......oh well....

 

Were you drinking when you wrote it? It’s a left brain/right brain thing.

 

I like to rap my poetry. Perfect for open mic nights. I’ve found that this type of “floetry” has to be a mix of social and political criticism wrapped in emotion, really gets the crowd going. I be all like “Bro-with your giant ass ford- STOP-collapse- I craaaaaaaasssssh- like the Wall Street brokers-I laugh- I do the robot when I make my sammich”

 

The wife and I were sharing some bespoke organic micro-distilled snobby Gin we were given for Christmas.......that’s what got the limericks flowing. I’m sorry pals, it’ll be malt liquor and proper Haikus next week.

I can attest this morning......organic Gin still gives you a headache. Must be the juniper.

 

If I started my own brewing company I would name it "umlaut." I just think having two little dots in your name is cool..

 

How did that go, any issues after? I get the feeling I am not too far off from needing mine removed.

 

Yikes. Symptoms?

Hopefully it’ll turn out ok.

 

Had a scan a year or so ago and they said it had Sludge in it but not enough to mess with at the time. Was told to get back to the doc if symptoms ever get bad, pain has slowly been increasing over the past couple weeks so I have a bad feeling its on the way out but I hope i'm wrong!

 

Did it happen yet?

How’s it going?

My wife had hers removed. I have stories. Make super sure it needs to go before doing it.

 

Hope your Wife is well, if I can avoid having it removed I will, already have stomach problems and do not need more.

 

Surgery went good. Was down for a few days. Healed up quick. Not really sure what the problem was, they were saying no stones when removed. Maybe they were small or it was sludged up. I used to get a pressing feeling under my where like my ribs end. No longer have that anymore or half the pains I used to get. My digestive system seems to be a little better too. Some foods seems to go right through me but that’s probably because I don’t have the gallbladder anymore. All in all, I’m good and everything went well. Hopefully same will go for you if you need yours removed

 

Yea, that was a old post. Been over a year. Everything went well. I’m not sure mine needed to go. The surgeon said it was up to me. The Gastro said I needed to see a surgeon right away. Not sure exactly what the issue was but I do feel better now.