3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

I'll drink to that.

 

Saw pro grille on sport
Who the hell changes their grille?
Just another troll

 

Drinking my vodka
No Memorial Day here
Don't need a reason

 

Dude. Have not seen the broke wiper blade thread. Horrors. Will anything survive unscathed on the lowly turd gen?

 

Rear diff howl...will last, forevvvaaaahhh

 

I drop into this thread from time to time but am not really qualified to post for reasons I won't go in to.

But that haiku gave me a good laugh, so needed to show some appreciation.

Might use it as a signature some day, with your permission- for me it really sums up much of the TW experience in seventeen syllables - brilliant.

Cheers!

 

Feel free to use it

 

Drinking is not a requirement for posting haikus in this thread. Only a thick skin. Or head.

 

Wow, that's what I was just going out to do! I have a fine coating of small buggers. Any tips?

 

Who are you calling a moron, you dumbass drunken misfit? Blah blah....blah ditty blah...much better coefficient of friction so less pressure needed to stop....blah...blah...stuff I have no expertise about but will assert anyway....blah.

And yes, I'm drinking morning beer, but I've been working nights so it's ok, right?

 

Dammit. I want one badly, but I have this nightmare where my wife gets in the truck and says "Wow....how much did THAT cost"?

 

This thread has ideas for removing stickers. They should also work on bugs?

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/cant-get-this-sticker-off.258047/

 

Slop a bunch of soapy water on them and let soak , check TW , then wash em off . If still stuck , repeat step one .

 

My reply would be..."less than the cost of a new truck, cuz the smell of rotting corpses" or something to that effect

 

There isn't one, I put on new blades yesterday and thought about starting one for lols, but then I remembered dbag and I decided to not get banned. So I wrote a haiku.

 

Sitting in Old Forge
Drinking applejack lakeside
Enjoying myself

 

Is olde Forge that much head and shoulders better than New Forge?

 

Head and shoulders, eh, but it is nice.
Also, the big reveal of my custom plate. (Mind the bugs)