3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

I thought that was bethal Baptist?

 

I'm not sure but she would always come back all sweaty. Weird.

 

Doing the Lord's work...cant be easy

 

At @DesertTaco4x4 knew her. He disappeared Wednesday nights too with his DNT game. Hmmmm.

 

A vegan is someone who eats dumb foods. Not somebody from Las Vegas.

 

I tried to explain DNT to the gf back in the day. No humor. So I woke her up at 2 am to re explain it. Still no dice. I will try again tonight, to celebrate the resurgence.

 

Before or after you scare the bejesus out of her? It might just be a timing thing

 

My rule of thumb is:

If I throw it against the ceiling and it sticks, it’s good to eat.

 

I've seen some pretty impressive boogers hanging from the ceiling back in my skool days. I'll knot follow that strategy

 

Panty test

 

DATY

 

U kno

 

I read

 

After three long years
Bruh comes back shit posting strong
How's your haiku game?

 

If I throw a booger against the roof and it sticks. Fair game.

 

3 years dude. Holy fuck

 

I know some French, but that damn Canadian French is tough to understand. It's like Cajun English (which is also tainted with new world French.

Hmmm. I'm seeing a connection here. It's them gol-dang-ol French trappers, I tell you what

 

bruhs, wuts a DNT? I feel like i've been missing out...

 

No one is really shur. Some sick twisted game @DesertTaco4x4 made up and won't invite anyone else to play.

 

It's like yur Rip Van Winkle or something, going to sleep after the release of the turd gen and waking up 3 years later. We'll have to catch you up.

Although Tacoma sales have been strong, no TW members actually buy them. Mostly 4Runners, Tundras, and a smattering of Power Wagons, Subarus, and Rangers. And of course if you're really cool, an imported deezul Hilux, that the EPA limits you to driving 10 hours per year.

Actually, 4Runner threads now outnumber Tacoma threads. They have manual transfer cases, get better mileage, can "climb rocks" better and even can haul more mulch. Oh, and they fly, I think. Or maybe just hover.

You missed the introductions of the new Ridgeline, Ranger, and Gladiator, which are all expected to outsell the POS Turd Gen with a car motor (Consumer Reports description, not mine) by 10 to 1.

MT is still way Superior to AT because the shifting mechanism serves as a "millennial anti theft device" and we of course are reminded of this in no fewer than three threads per week.

New members still do not actually drive the Tacoma before buying, but all of them do have the PRO grills installed now before bringing them home.

Oh, and we've all become vegans.

I'm sure I missed some things but I think that's about it. Welcome back Rip.