3rd Gen General Discussion Poster Child Thread and Weekend Drinking Haiku - Tacoma Flex Friday

This is the kind of
Medicine I can see us
All getting behind

 

No TP, no prob.
Long as I got Chipotle.
Oh, dear god, no. Shit.

 

Just started finding the 1.75L up here. Only 750ml before. Way mo betta.

 

See, I've never tried the MS. I'm a bourbon guy and my understanding is MS is more skotch, yes I said skotch!

So I kant do it...although I hear good things.

It's skotch

Kant

 

How much for the biggun? I’m getting the .75L for $32 here.

 

That's the thing. It's aboot 34 for the .75 and I scored the 1.75 for aboot 55.

 

Expand your mind bro

 

You’ll like it. It’s a blend and doesn’t taste like dirt.

Aboot? Those looney prices? I can’t spend beaver money down here.

 

Ridgeline is a truck?
But it has no frame, and the
engine is sideways.

 

Ridgeline is a truck
In the same way that Kaitlyn
Jenner is a girl

 

Making some face masks
Because fucking idiots
Can't self-quarantine

 

What has come of this
The haiku has become past
Where art thou haiku

 

Twenty three forty
I thought this was Friday bro
Twenty minutes left

 

Shit post hard as fuck
For the remainder of time
Because I napped long

 

It has been awhile
Since I’ve seen this drinking thread
Think I’ll have a beer

 

New Holland Dragon’s Milk bourbon barrel aged milk stout. Smooooooooooth, and STRONG.

 

Who did that thing here
That thing I can’t remember
Beer beer beer beer beer

 

Yeah

it’s been some time

since we were all here

 

In the opposite fashion of quarantine chic I haven’t been drinking. Then I down an 11% beer.

Whoo! I am feeling this one!