4wd knob

Golden retriever in the back seat, eyeballs and earlobes packed with fur. (Mine) Yeah. Fuck it.

 

That's cuz it's not a knob yo Ho.

 

I've had my truck for 3 years and I've never ONCE accidentally touched the 4WD dial... Muscle memory failure?

 

Why did you glue a tablet to that poor vehicle?

You're a towel...

 

Fuck it.

 

Now that Explorers no longer blow up tires and roll over, Ford is looking for new ways to top their high score.

 

I did this today. It was 92F. Had my windows down, Golden hair ball out the back window. Errybody lookin' at me like
I look at 'em like

 

I see. Well pardon me if i rip this stapled-on distraction off my dash so i can see the road

 

10 out of 10 people initially hate me at first because I have a perpetual smirk. At the same time, I’d say 6 out of 10 eventually come around.

 

Bro when they move my garbage can and don’t replace it, trash goes in the same fuckin place. If there’s no can, that’s not my fault

 

So you're saying 6 out of 10 people are dumb?

 

The conspiracy theorist in me says they want to distract people so they can sell them on automated safety systems.


The engineer in me says that some manager insisted on it at the last minute and so Ford bought every first generation iPad it could get its hands on.

 

You ever drive around with your shirt off? I’m doing that this summer. It’s gonna be my new thing.


I’m gonna call it “New Mexico Mode”

 

Fuck 'em. Sometimes you just gotta break 'em. Hell, fuck 'em, then break 'em...

 

Yes.

 

I say both. Also the automated safety systems almost killed me in a car when i tried to pass and it slammed on the brakes

 

You sound exactly like your father.
@SweetT

 

Fuck em all to death?

As long as we on the same page

 

Could be.


I don't even have ABS. I'm doooooomed.

 

I just literally LOOK at the knob I'm turning before I turn it......