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5 worst car names

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by genxer36, Oct 3, 2011.

  1. Oct 3, 2011 at 6:01 PM
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    genxer36

    genxer36 [OP] Lord of Tomfoolery

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    By: Kayla Oct 2,2011

    1. Ford Probe - How much coke were the big shots at Ford doing when they almost replaced the iconic Mustang with the Ford Probe? Not only that, but how much coke were they doing that they actually went with naming their new coupe after an alien's favorite rectal toy? The Probe wasn't available from the factory in brown, but there was a special "Wild Orchid" edition in dildo purple.
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    2. Suzuki Swift - Talk about bait and switching car buyers! The Suzuki Swift was a rebadged Geo Metro and was anything but swift. This gas sipper had a 1.0 liter 3-cylinder engine with 53 horsepower. I've seen some golf carts driven by geezers down in Florida go faster than this tin can riding on 13's.
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    3. Chevrolet Celebrity - No celebrity would ever be seen in a Chevrolet Celebrity unless they've been so washed up that even Celebrity Rehab thinks they'll give the show a bad name. The Chevrolet Celebrity was a typical econobox car with as much personality as that eerily quiet dude who has his headphones on no matter where or when you see him.
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    4. Hummer - That's code for beej.
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    5. Ford Aspire - If you aspire to drive a Ford Aspire I don't think your parents or high school guidance counselor had much faith in you and that's downright pathetic. Even the Aspire wished it was something better; like an Escort. Who doesn't want to aspire to be an escort?
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  2. Oct 3, 2011 at 6:22 PM
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    mntbiker2008

    mntbiker2008 First I derp.. then I herp

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    my step mom had a ford probe. most retarded car ever!
     
  3. Oct 3, 2011 at 6:26 PM
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    KenLyns

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  4. Oct 3, 2011 at 8:55 PM
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    mntbiker2008

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  5. Oct 3, 2011 at 8:59 PM
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    babytruck

    babytruck Babytruck, babytruck...I've got a babytruck :)

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    No no no. The Brat was cute. You gotta admit that.
     
  6. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:02 PM
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    the AMC gremlin
     
  7. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:10 PM
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  8. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:11 PM
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  9. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:13 PM
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    GM wondered why they did not sell in Mexico. nova = no go loosley in spainish
     
  10. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:14 PM
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    my little bro has a chevy nova and its awesome?
     
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    Pretty much any AMC product. We had a Hornet, what a piece of shit.
     
  13. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:30 PM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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    okay... but the name is still retarded
     
  14. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:32 PM
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    sean266

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    My neighbor has a AMC Hornet. Freaking beast!
     
  15. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:33 PM
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    Twiostaco

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    Plymouth "Duster"
     
  16. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:34 PM
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    yota new.o

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    while on the subject of bad vehicle names the worst of all.....



    "TACOMA" i mean seriously where the hell did that come fro...... oh wait ahhhhh shit i drive a tacoma lol and love every minute of it.
     
  17. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:36 PM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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    probably from the city. I think its a pretty cool name actually.

    now most fords have horrible names because if you add "anal" in front of any one of them they become hilarious.

    IE. Anal Escape
     
  18. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:40 PM
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    ha ha ohhh god anal probe :woot:

    anal explorer

    anal fiesta oh goodness i could go on forever
     
  19. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:41 PM
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    derekAV

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    one of my fav cars!

    not to trash the all mighty Tacoma, but Im not a fan of the name. especially when shortened to "taco" hahaha please forgive me :cool:
     
  20. Oct 3, 2011 at 9:44 PM
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    steve o 77

    steve o 77 braaap

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    lol see?
     
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