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A Funny Golf Find

Discussion in 'Sports, Hobbies & Interests' started by 396tears, Mar 12, 2012.

  1. Mar 12, 2012 at 7:48 AM
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    396tears

    396tears [OP] Well-Known Member

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    I found this on a golf blog

    I thought you “golfers” would enjoy it
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


    Classic Feherty

    A different way to look at Golf... Feherty is a Golf Channel announcer who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind...... Probably always on time delay these days.

    Feherty Quotes:

    "Fortunately, he (Rory) is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."

    "That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."

    "I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."

    "They don't do comedy at the Masters. The Masters, for me, is like
    holding onto a really big collection of gas for a week. It's like having my buttocks surgically clenched at Augusta General Hospital on Wednesday, and surgically unclenched on Monday on the way to Hilton Head."

    Jim Furyk's swing - "It looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."

    Describing VJ's prodigious practice regime - "VJ hits more balls than
    Elton John's chin."

    "That's a great shot with that swing."

    "It's OK - the bunker stopped it."

    At Augusta 2011 - "It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."

    "That was a great shot - if they'd put the pin there today."

    "Everything moves except his bowels."

    "Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."

    "That green appears smaller than a Pygmie's nipple".
     
  2. Mar 22, 2012 at 6:57 AM
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    budd4766

    budd4766 Well-Known Member

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    Those are good. I like Feherty...:)
     
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