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A**holes who can't park

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Forster46, Jan 4, 2012.

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  1. Jan 4, 2012 at 10:20 PM
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    :pI never understood how some people can just pull slimy sh*t outta there throat on call. I can never pull slimy shit out my throat! Huh, i guess that's a good thing! Lol
     
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  2. Jan 4, 2012 at 10:22 PM
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    Forster46 [OP] Very nice how much?

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    Your welcome.
     
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  3. Jan 4, 2012 at 10:24 PM
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    Forster46 [OP] Very nice how much?

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    Hahaha that's funny. You should have done it on his door handle.
     
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  4. Jan 4, 2012 at 10:31 PM
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    I've said this once, and I'll post it again.


    See douchebag truck, take these steps.


    Step one- take out the toothpick you probably have somewhere on your person/in your truck

    step two- take the toothpick out of the plastic condom wrapper thingy. Safe oral is happy mouth right?

    step three- insert toothpick into keyhole of douchenugget mcgee's vehicle.

    step four- break end of toothpick, as close to the keyhole as possible, as to leave a small part of the toothpick lodged right inside the hole.

    step five- marvel at your overall childish ways, and repent, cause you're probably going to hell

    step six (optional) - wait and watch the sheer agony of the douchebag mcgee (even if he has keyless entry, know that one day, he'll get it) from a distance.

    Mission accomplished, little one.
     
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  5. Jan 4, 2012 at 10:34 PM
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    Genius....

    step seven - jimmy open his hood and remove fuse for keyless entry


    sucker.
     
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  6. Jan 4, 2012 at 10:44 PM
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    quote from Forester46:

    "Hahaha that's funny. You should have done it on his door handle."

    Funny you mention that, when I got home & told my girl, she scoulded me for being so immature, etc; & left the room for a bit, she came back in & said "You should've done it on the drivers side" heheheh...:devil::devil:

    Hopefully it was a couple days before he/she noticed it, when it was nice,dry, & hard as hell to get off without removing paint...
     
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  7. Jan 4, 2012 at 10:47 PM
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    A couple buddies of mine got in a fight when they were drunk, and one of them went and pissed all over the others door and door handle.


    Funny, but only because it was a chevy.
     
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  8. Jan 5, 2012 at 7:15 AM
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    you must not have allergies. Anytime, anywhere, i can muster up a slimy nasty lugie and hock it 12 to 20 ft. :D
     
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  9. Jan 5, 2012 at 7:17 AM
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    I would be So F'n Pissed off if you did that with my wifes car. (you probably wouldn't because i don't park like an asshole) It only has one key hole to use the key. Otherwise you have to use the keyless entry and i don't carry the key fob.
     
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  10. Jan 5, 2012 at 4:39 PM
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    Me and my brother was at the mall one day. Got to the car and noticed a dent on his pass door. Nothing big but it was noticable and i couldnt get in cause the dumb fuck was on the white line only giving me about 8-10" of room. You never want to slash anybodys tires. This is what you do instead. So we then grabed some pliers from the car. Went to each of the tires and pulled the stud right out. The air leaking was loud but try getting home now bitch.
     
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  11. Jan 5, 2012 at 4:41 PM
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    Was it on your car?
     
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  12. Jan 5, 2012 at 4:41 PM
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  13. Jan 5, 2012 at 4:48 PM
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    Lol
     
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  14. Jan 5, 2012 at 4:54 PM
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  15. Jan 5, 2012 at 4:56 PM
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    That's when I squeeze in next to them so they can't back out ... and hope the spot in front fills in.
     
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  16. Jan 5, 2012 at 5:00 PM
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  17. Jan 5, 2012 at 5:01 PM
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    But then since they can't park they can't drive and scratch the whole side of your truck
     
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  18. Jan 5, 2012 at 5:04 PM
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    A long time ago I put a note on a guys window that said "parking 101: F-" He thought I was cussing at him. :rolleyes:
     
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