After a bender... weirdest/craziest places you've woken up

I woke up on top of an elementary school, an entire county over (41km) from our hotel in rural Sask.. Thats my worst one so far.

Horsie of war - " Does a horse pasture count? Damn barn parties."

 

Under the hedge in front of my dorm in college...

 

Barn party/Bon Fire in the middle of the woods. One of my friends swiped a jar of his dad's moonshine and we went to town. Woke up around sun up in the far away horse pasture, about a mile away from the barn, with a horse breathing on my face, no shirt, and no idea how I got there.

 

On the other side of the island, in a parking lot.

had some bad milk that night

 

In 19 years, you can contribute to this thread

 

I woke up on a buddy's coffee table one time. It was pitch black except for some small chrstmas lights strung around the edge of the celing. I was drunk on a hard slab...first thought was that I was abducted and on board a spaceship. Then the next second I thought I was in jail in a drunk tank. Never so relieved as when I realized I had just gotten off the couch to pee in the middle of the night and was too drunk to navigate around the coffee table when I was done.

 

dude, I woke up on my floor, that's probably my worst

 

On a speed bump, on the side of the road.....

 

in a box car

 

Passed out half way up a staircase with a piece of pizza still in my hand.

Was awaken by the police completely naked on the beach.

I'll do my best to remember the rest, may have to ask old friends.

 

In my own bed.

When I passed out I was about 10 miles away. My car and the girl I passed out with were still there. The buddies house we were at confirmed. No one had a clue how I got home. That was from my younger years.

 

was camping once, was time to go to sleep, everyone went to tents while I wandered into the bushes to piss before lights out, came back and sat on my tailgate to do some drunkin thinkin time...

Woke up covered in mesquito bites and a friend pouring a beer can on me in the mornin.

 

nothing crazy. . the woods, and once and under a bunk bed on a tile floor in another persons room in a different dorm than where i was the night before.

 

Winning!

 

either on a wood pile, or completely naked on the floor of the hallway in a hotel on a fishing trip...

 

My best is I woke up naked on my bedroom floor hugging a chum bucket and a blanket wrapped around my ankles. To my left was a condom wrapper and to my right was an unused still rolled up condom. As I sat up and looked around the room I could see the pieces of what was my Halloween costume from the night before scattered throughout the room.

 

I was drunk in Spain and I was rudely awoken by a bum from my most amazing sleep at the foot of the Hercules statue in the middle of Sevilla. I guess I left the bar down the street at 4am and didn't know where I was going, so I stopped there.