After a bender... weirdest/craziest places you've woken up

In a hot tub... with green water

 

In a boat..

 

stayed at my parents house with the x-wife one weekend went out on the town ex woke up in the morning couldnt find me ask my mom they searched house wich is small as shit & found 4 feet sticking out of bottom of covers of my parents bed,must of wandered in there in middle of nite & mom got out of bed in the morning & didnt realize there was to many people in the bed still

 

Woke up in a dorm room a friend shared with another gal. When I woke up I had sleepwalked into the other gal's room and was taking a piss on her backpack. I woke up wondering where I was and why my friend's roommate was screaming at me to put my cock back in my pants.

 

i know someone that got drunk at a friends house, and pissed on his friends sisters bed.

 

Here are a couple from me.

Woke up in the bushes outside my hotel. On Jeju-Do Island,South Korea.

When I was in Dongducheon. I woke up in some woman's place. She had left. I went to leave and found the door was locked. From the outside. Looked through the window and saw a padlock. Had to knock out the bathroom window to escape. Never went back to her place.

 

I had to pay for a $40 backpack with my tail between my legs. Hope your guy didn't have to pay for a new bed

I'd like to say it was a Freudian slip, but she was kinda unattractive.

 

I was 17, and woke up--hungover--at 5 in the morning in an old graveyard on Old Spicewood Springs Rd in Austin, TX (it's still there off Loop 360). There used to be a little dilapidated church there (since gone) and someone had put letters on the old church marquee that read "SINDAY Service - 9am til FOREVER"

Scared the crap out of me.

 

Similar situation with me. I woke up at 7:00 am at my best friends house after a bachelor party, slept walked into a bedroom and was pissing in my friend's wife's sock drawer...butt naked. Luckily they laughed it off.

 

subed great stories

 

Haha! I have been to Pittsburgh way too many times. I wish I was drunk. I know that city (unfortunately) like the back of my hand. Beautiful at night up on the hill near the incline. People there are just so pissed off all the time and mad at the world. "Let's go dawn to the southside an have some irons"!

 

Well, I don't drink. So the weirdest for me (since he isn't here to tell the story) was my stepfather found in a ditch on the side of the road about a half mile from a bar, where he had drowned on his own vomit. He left behind a 4-year old daughter and nine-year old son, in addition to mom and myself. My grandfather (mother's side) died during one of his many drunk binges by driving his pickup truck into a tree. He also left behind two younger children still living at home.

 

Thats horrible, but definitely commendable that you don't drink.

 

x2 ^^^ sorry man

 

In my friends grandmas car in Florida with the windows down during thanksgiving weekend. The Mosquitos has a feast on me. He parked it across the street from his house and I had no idea where I was until I turned around

 

Woke up in the wrong hotel room in Vegas. With a different pair of boxers (mine). And socks. With a black eye.

The evidence afterwords points towards me being blackout drunk and looking for a party..... and testing positive for rohypnol...


I also woke up a split second before being tossed out of a Strip bar in Southampton London. I guess I was being "handsy"


Woke up on a boat in the middle of the ocean with 40's taped to my hands and a fishing pole taped to my chest.

 

at work

 

Had a party at my house, then woke up in the back seat of my truck in the driveway. Guess the back seat sounded like a better place to sleep than my bed.