Another Craigslist pet peeve

So I'm a fan of Craigslist, having bought and sold many items on there.

But what really annoys me is people who are selling specific things yet put in keywords that have nothing to do with the item they're selling. For example (quote from an actual advert):

FORD RANGER PARTS ** PARTING WHOLE TRUCK**

I HAVE THE COMPLETE TRUCK
ITS A REG CAB FORD RANGER 2WD
EVERYTHING IS IN GRAT CONDITION
SHORTBLOCK
4R44E TRANSMISSION FITS 1995 - 2000 4 Cylinder & 3.0 Rangers AND 2001 2.5L EXPLORER & 1995 - 1996 Explorer w/ 4.0
RADIATOR
CONDENSER
FRONT FENDERS
FRONT & REAR BUMPER
2 SETS OF STOCK 5 X 4.5 WHEELS
COMPLETE FRAME
DASHBOARD
GAUGE CLUSTER
STEERING WHEEL & AIR BAG
COMPLETE DOOR DRIVER SIDE AND PASSANGER SIDE
REAR WINDOW
FRONT BRAKES CALIPERS & ROTORS
COMPLETE REAR END W/ BRAKES
SPINDLES
HUBS
DRIVE SHAFT
FUEL PUMP
GAS TANK
BLOWER MOTOR
HEATER CORE
COMPLETE CAB
COMPLETE BED


CALL DAVID
623 xxx xxxx
Keywords: BFGoodrich Bridgestone / Firestone Continental Dunlop Goodyear Michelin Nitto Pirelli Yokohama WINDSHIELD AUTO GLASS WINDOW REPLACE REPLACEMENT REPAIR CHIP CRACK BROKEN GLASS GLASS REPAIR AERIO AVEO ACURA ASTRO AUDI AMC AVALANCHE BEETLE BUG BUICK BMW BENZ, BONNEVILLE CADILLAC CARAVAN CHRYSLER CONCORDE CHEVROLET CHEVY CAMARO CHEVELLE DATSUN DODGE DYNASTY,ESCAPE F-150 F SERIES FORD FIERO FIREBIRD GOLF GTI GMC HUMMER HYUNDAI ISUZU JEEP KIA LEXUS MAXIMA NEON OPTIMA PLYMOUTH PRIZM ROADRUNNER REGAL REGENCY RABBIT SCION SUBARU SAFARI TOYOTA TUNDRA TACOMA TERCEL TOWN AND COUNTRY VAN TRUCK CAR VANAGON WINDSTAR YARIS Z28 4X4 510 PRERUNNER WRANGLER VOLKSWAGEN VW VOLVO Trailer box cargo sand rail camping sand tow car truck 4x4 buggy rock crawler chevy ford jeep dodge samurai hot rod atv moving mud rocks enclosed trailer dirt bike motorcycle

I've got a good mind to bombard him with emails along the lines of 'what parts do you have for a Scion', 'what parts do you have for a Tercel' etc.

 

you should!

 

lmao do it!

 

Do it. Then post his idiot responses.

 

Just sent him this one:

I saw your advert, looks like you’ve got parts for a lot of different cars for sale.
What parts have you got for a Suzuki Samurai? I’m after a front bumper. Possibly a couple of door handles as well.



We'll see what he says.

 

yeah dude i hear ya. ill type in tacoma and some assclown used that in his keyword to sell a body kit for honda or headlights for a kia....WTF. really?? it irks me soooo much

 

case in point after i type in tacoma.


I have 2 Integra Type R hoods both OEM

for JDM front end only! not USDM that means this won't fit on the circle headlights


they are both in great condition.

just hand them laying around and 1 of them was my spare.


the other one is primor only So I'll let that one go for $200.


and the red one is MILANO red so if you have a red JDM integra you can get this and it will match.

or if not you can get it painted.

if you need paint It will be available for both the hoods if you want, but it will be extra.


call me if you have any question.

626 404 3888

ask for Jackson thanks.

 

post up his email addy and we will all ask for parts. Give me that phone number and I will just ask if he is running a junk yard out back.

 

Yeah, what's his email? My uncle needs some parts for his ranger...

 

think i need a few parts as well...