Bastards!

I go to Lowe's to get some plywood for this sprinkle storm in the Gulf. I go out and load it up and realize some douche has stolen my Bungees! WTF!! What kind of degenerate fuck steal bungee cords from the back of a pickup!

 

yeah bungees are a dime a dozen.
if the douchebag wanted any he could just pick some up from the side of the road.
that is desperate.
i get the feeling i don't want to leave anything in the back of my truck now.

 

Only leave shovels or other manual labor tools of some sort in the back.

The low life's that steal stuff usually shy away from anything resembling honest work.

 

I have DREAMED of this scenario!! I walk all casual like, but not towards my truck. Just towards a different vehicle somewhere in the viscinity. You know, provide a fasle sense of security for the turd. Then I POUNCE on the bastard in my truck like a starved puma and bring the fury!
When youre fat and slow like me, you can't just bust out in a sprint towards the guy. You have to stalk him for a minute.

 

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There's just no where to hide the monkey in an open bed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikKaC1D5vec

 

the crackheads in savannah will steal anything they think they can pawn.
basic tools ,lawn equipment...fuck- rope- if it's in the back of your truck or in your yard.

when i bought my new toolbox, i almost pulled a stupid and went into a store on the way home with the new box laying unattached in the back.
i had the presence of mind to at least put it in place to 'look' attached.
it would have been gone otherwise and all my fault.

anyway, nothing to do with your bungees, but
someone somewhere will steal anything given the chance.

 

The trunk monkey fits under the bed, you just gotta put the spare tire in the bed and use it as bait.
Gets em every time.

 

dont you guys have bed cubbys. like with the doors and all. my 08 does and i keep bungees and jumpercables and even rope in there

 

+1 for that "trunk monkey" I think I might just call my carry that from now on....

 

I'll just be talking about my own- my wife hates the idea that I carry...This thread just gives me another reason.....Between people jacking bunjees and all the predators that live around here....
She's getting more and more ok with it.

 

Mine got military training...so she knows what to do...but it's a different thing to have them @ work...and to live with one 24/7


She'll be ok with it sooner or later tho...

 

Wow! Sorry to hear of the breakdown of the human society. I once left my first wife in the back of the pickup, but alas, no takers! Must of been her hairy chin.

 

hahahaha! thats freaking hilarious, thats my new favorite quote!