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Bastards!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by swatjoe592, Aug 31, 2008.

  1. Aug 31, 2008 at 9:18 AM
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    swatjoe592

    swatjoe592 [OP] Beware the Puma...

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    I go to Lowe's to get some plywood for this sprinkle storm in the Gulf. I go out and load it up and realize some douche has stolen my Bungees! WTF!! What kind of degenerate fuck steal bungee cords from the back of a pickup!
     
  2. Aug 31, 2008 at 9:21 AM
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    zombot

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    yeah bungees are a dime a dozen.
    if the douchebag wanted any he could just pick some up from the side of the road.
    that is desperate.
    i get the feeling i don't want to leave anything in the back of my truck now.
    :mad:
     
  3. Aug 31, 2008 at 9:39 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    I have found, that if its laying in the bed of your truck, some dickwad will take it. I came out of home depot one time to find a guy in the bed of my truck trying to pull my tool box out of it! When he saw me running after him, he jumped out of my truck and into his, and left. I was gonna kick him in the balls until my leg crampped. Sorry to hear about the bungees. :mad:
     
  4. Aug 31, 2008 at 9:45 AM
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    4x4x4trd

    4x4x4trd My other ride weighs 200 tons

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    Only leave shovels or other manual labor tools of some sort in the back.

    The low life's that steal stuff usually shy away from anything resembling honest work. ;)
     
  5. Aug 31, 2008 at 9:49 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    LMAO!!! So true! My Hard hat has been in the back of my truck for months.
     
  6. Aug 31, 2008 at 9:53 AM
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    swatjoe592

    swatjoe592 [OP] Beware the Puma...

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    I have DREAMED of this scenario!! I walk all casual like, but not towards my truck. Just towards a different vehicle somewhere in the viscinity. You know, provide a fasle sense of security for the turd. Then I POUNCE on the bastard in my truck like a starved puma and bring the fury!
    When youre fat and slow like me, you can't just bust out in a sprint towards the guy. You have to stalk him for a minute.
     
  7. Aug 31, 2008 at 9:55 AM
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    swatjoe592

    swatjoe592 [OP] Beware the Puma...

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  8. Aug 31, 2008 at 9:57 AM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    In hind sight, thats what I should have done. But when I saw the guy, I just went at him. I wish you could have caught the bastard that took your shit.
     
  9. Aug 31, 2008 at 9:58 AM
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    4x4x4trd

    4x4x4trd My other ride weighs 200 tons

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    There's just no where to hide the monkey in an open bed.;)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikKaC1D5vec
     
  10. Aug 31, 2008 at 10:06 AM
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    zombot

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    the crackheads in savannah will steal anything they think they can pawn.
    basic tools ,lawn equipment...fuck- rope- if it's in the back of your truck or in your yard.

    when i bought my new toolbox, i almost pulled a stupid and went into a store on the way home with the new box laying unattached in the back.
    i had the presence of mind to at least put it in place to 'look' attached.
    it would have been gone otherwise and all my fault.

    anyway, nothing to do with your bungees, but
    someone somewhere will steal anything given the chance.
     
  11. Aug 31, 2008 at 10:19 AM
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    Killer Red Taco

    Killer Red Taco NorCal Rock Whore

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    The trunk monkey fits under the bed, you just gotta put the spare tire in the bed and use it as bait.
    Gets em every time.
     
  12. Aug 31, 2008 at 10:40 AM
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    My "Trunk Monkey" rides with me in the cab. :D
    [​IMG]
     
  13. Aug 31, 2008 at 1:33 PM
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    beastlytaco This is TW. One never knows what is a joke anymore

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    dont you guys have bed cubbys. like with the doors and all. my 08 does and i keep bungees and jumpercables and even rope in there
     
  14. Aug 31, 2008 at 2:08 PM
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    +1 for that "trunk monkey" I think I might just call my carry that from now on....
     
  15. Aug 31, 2008 at 4:40 PM
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    chris4x4

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    LOL, I call my Glock 26 Mini Monkey, and my wifes pistol Micro Monkey. :D
     
  16. Aug 31, 2008 at 4:51 PM
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    I'll just be talking about my own- my wife hates the idea that I carry...This thread just gives me another reason.....Between people jacking bunjees and all the predators that live around here....
    She's getting more and more ok with it.
     
  17. Aug 31, 2008 at 4:59 PM
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    Im glad my wife likes fire arms. She has been around them her whole life, and is quite good with them. Except the big ones. They kick way too much for her.
     
  18. Aug 31, 2008 at 5:01 PM
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    Mine got military training...so she knows what to do...but it's a different thing to have them @ work...and to live with one 24/7


    She'll be ok with it sooner or later tho...
     
  19. Aug 31, 2008 at 6:37 PM
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    Wow! Sorry to hear of the breakdown of the human society. I once left my first wife in the back of the pickup, but alas, no takers! Must of been her hairy chin.
     
  20. Sep 3, 2008 at 2:09 PM
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    hahahaha! thats freaking hilarious, thats my new favorite quote!
     
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