Best movie lines

Smokey: Why you not goin' to work?
Craig Jones: I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, my supervisor called me about four o'clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes.
Smokey: The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?
Smokey: You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off

 

¿que pelicula? ^^^

 

Friday!!!!

 

'aint nothin better than pussy, cept the Indy 500 -Platoon

 

] I've lost a shoe... have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe... like this one. It's like this one's fellow... it's sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this... but for the other foot. Otherwise I'd have two right...


When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons,' and bail.


Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them?

 

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

 

I didnt have time to go through all 11 pages...But I love this one...Hope it wasnt already posted...


Kush lash...Kush lash...Kush lash, Kush lash, Kush lash....

 

Be excellent to each other and... PARTY ON DUDES
-Abe Lincoln

 

^^
lol

 

LOVED Bill and Ted back in junior high!!!

 

The Hanson Brothers!!! HA!!! Kick ass movie!

 

Kid: ...how do they [reindeer] sleep?
Willie: Oh, shit. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
Kid: On *my* head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not *onto* your... Would... God damn it! Are you fucking with me?

 

"Yo baby...ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

 

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence



hmmmmm who remembers this classic! It was on in HD night before last.

 

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son… that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But, sure enough, I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

 

WAYNESTOCK!!!! lol

 

Once a Texas Ranger kicked my father's teeth out........would you do that to me Texas Ranger?

(My favorite movie of all time)