Best movie lines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11rsHQ15gE0

 

"Get the F!ck off my obstacle! Get the F!ck down, off my obstacle!"

 

I liked this one from Young Guns 2:

Judge Bristol: ...and there be hanged by the neck till he be dead, dead, dead. Now, do you have anything to say, young man?
William H. Bonney: Yes I do, your Honor. You can go to hell, hell, hell.

 

I hope these aren't reposts...I haven't gotten thru the whole thread yet.

"You get a GD job before sundown, or we're shipping you off to military school with the GD, Finklestein-shit-kid! Son of a Bitch!"

"Did they look like psycho's? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them...I don't give a fuck how crazy they are."

Not one-liners, but lots of good lines in succession.

Pigs.

This.

 

"You just got creamed by a DAYWOO!" -Pinapple Express

 

i watched that last night and laughed my ass off. i laugh my ass off everytime i hear that line

is that from Jay and silent bob strike back? i just watched that and dont remember that scene at all

 

LONE WOLF McQUADE!

 

damn, i need to see that, it sounds funny as hell

never seen it

 

too bad we cant have a meet now, this is my kind of weather

 

noway dude! its freaking awesome! 23 degrees outside when i came in this morning and i'm stuck in this shitty hot office!

cold makes you feel alive, heat and humidity makes you feel like your rotting alive.

 

This one is for you ND.

"Son, your a brave Robot. When I am in Command every mission, is a Suicide mission..."~ZB

 

nice! here are some more....

"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces"

Zapp: "I don't know, this whole sector is uncharted."
Kiff: "It is not uncharted, you lost the chart!"

Zapp Brannigan: "Kif. You're my best and most loyal friend but you've earned my contempt once more. As my protegé you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her."
Kif Kroker: "Ohhh."
Zapp Brannigan: "And this time we're sure she's a woman, right?"
Kif Kroker: (In a even more tired voice) "Yes!"
Zapp Brannigan: "Good! Invite her to my quarters. Oh and have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
Kif Kroker: "The boy, sir?"
Zapp Brannigan: "You! You lay out my formal shorts."

Brannigan: “It’s a desolate ugly little planet, with absolutely no natural resources, or strategic value. Questions?”
Soldier: “Why is this godforsaken planet worth dying for?”
Brannigan: “Don’t ask me, you’re the one who is going to be dying.”

"...And like all my plans, it's so simple an idiot could have devised it!"

Zapp : Stardate....er...?
Kiff : Gnnnnn, April the 13th!
Zapp : Stardate April 13th....point 2.
Zapp:We've failed to uphold Brannigan's Law, however I did make it with a hot alien babe, and in the end is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif, I'm asking you a question!"
Kif: (Sigh)

"Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men!"

"You can take away a man's rank and uniform, but you can never take his pride and honour. Plus it was mostly Kif's fault..."

"She's a beatifull ship alright. Shapely, seductive. I'm gonna fly her brains out!"

Brannigan: "Kif, I'm feeling the captains itch."
Kif: "I'll get the powder, Sir."
Brannigan: "Nooo, the itch for adventure. Prepare to change course."
Kif: "Sir, this is a leisure cruise. Our path was set by the travel agency."
Brannigan: "That's for school girls, now here is a course with some chesthair."
Kif: "But..that course leads directly through a swarm of comets."
Brannigna: "Yes, comets, the icebergs of the sky. By jackknifing from one to the next at breakneck speed, we might just get something of a gravityboost...or something."
Kif: [sigh]
Brannigan: "It's time to shove a jallapeno up this ship's tailpipe! Divert power from the shields, full speed ahead."

Kif: "Sir, remember your course-correction?"
Brannigan: "NO!"
Kif: "Well, it's proven somewhat more suicidal than we intially hoped."
Brannigan: "Kif, old freind. I don't know what disgust me more: you're cowardize or your stupidity. We'll simply set a new course, for that empty region over there near that blackish, holish thing."
(Cue disaster music)

Zapp: "Kif, I'm heading to the mens room, and I'll be needing an attendant, so....oh, I'm sorry, you're crying like a woman."

"I'm the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan, at your service."

Zapp: "Kiiiif. If it's one thing I don't need, it's your "I-don't-think-that's-wise"-attitude!"

Zapp: "The alien mothership is in orbit here." (Points on map) "If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
Kif: sigh
Zapp: "Now, like all great plans my strategy is so simple an idiot could've devised it. On my command all ships will line up and fly directly into the alien death canons, clogging them with wreckage."

Zapp: "Scissors cuts paper... and rock crushes scissors... but Paper smothers rock!!! Kiff, we have a conumdrum"
Kiff: *sighs*
Zapp: "Kif, search them for paper, and bring me a rock"
Kiff: "But why!?"

 

Turn around and present yourselves.



Your Highness, may I?



Thank you.
They are fine-looking specimens.



Yes. Sometimes I think
it's a shame that they...



do all the things that they do to them.



Now, I don't know
what your personal preference is...



but this one
has excellent form and definition.



- May I?
- Certainly.



- He also looks a lot younger than that one.
- Definitely.



And more intelligent.



Basically, they're all the same
when it comes to that.



- What about the black ones?
- Oh, yes.



We found them to be very popular.



So what do you think, then, Nanny?



I think we should
take the black one, definitely.



He'll go very well with the new wallpaper.

 

When you were five you let a kid from next door
piss on your hand.

 

How old are you,
uh old enough.
old enough for what,
uh to party.
we need to see some id.

Superbad