Best movie lines

Shut that ***** mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head.-- Way of the Gun

HA HA HA!! I guess I found a word you cant say on TW. Sorry bout that I didnt know.

 

I"M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!! anchorman
Thats how I roll.... same movie

Don't tell me what jesus to pray to, I like the little baby jesus so thats who I'm praying to.... taledaga nights.

San diego... it means a whales vagina... once again anchorman, what can I say its an awesome.

 

I was always partial to:
"Say Hello to my little friend!"
-Al Pacino in Scarface

and
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
-Roy Schieder as Chief Brody in Jaws

 

the ENTIRE "Anchorman" movie.

 

I want to take you to pleasure town for saying that, well that or punch you in the ovaries... straight shot right to the baby maker!!!

 

"Goodbye, Bob...best dollar eighty I ever spent" Young Guns II

 

In the early days of World War III, guerillas, mostly children, placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone and gave up their lives, so that this nation shall not perish from the earth. --Red Dawn

 

anything from the Waterboy

 

"It's so angry!" - Ryan Reynolds in Waiting

 

"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob."

 

Interspecies erotica Fuck-o

Clerks 2

 

"Say what you want about Jesus, but leave the "Rings" out of this!" - Elias in Clerks 2.

 

Dante: You wouldn’t want to be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randall: No, cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick

Clerks 2
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!

 

I could probly sue this whole place for sexual harrasment right now. You’re just making me restock the napkin holders because of my firm beliefs on the subject of ass to mouth

Randall - Clerks 2

 

1 more Randall Graves quote from Clerks 2 for tonite........

It’s not like he’s Anne Frank or something. You know the chick who was all bwaahaa, until the miracle worker showed up and knocked some sense into her.

 

That's my favorite movie of all time.



That look was so gay. I thought Sam was gonna tell the little hobbits to take a walk so he could saunter over to Frodo and suck his fucking cock. Now *that* would have been an Academy Award worthy ending.

 

Fuck Pillowpants! Honk if you love a lot of pussy!

 

This might have already been posted, but its classic...I dont feel like looking back through 16 pages of quotes...

Samuel L. Jackson
Snakes on a Plane...


"I'm tired of these Mother fuc*** snakes on this Mother fuc*** airplane..."

 

Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop.
Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
Dark Helmet: What happened to then?
Colonel Sandurz: We passed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.
Dark Helmet: Go back to then.
Colonel Sandurz: When?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: Now?
Dark Helmet: Now.
Colonel Sandurz: I can't.
Dark Helmet: Why?
Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.
Dark Helmet: When?
Colonel Sandurz: Just now.
Dark Helmet: When will then be now?
Colonel Sandurz: Soon.
Dark Helmet: How soon?