Best movie lines

fear and loathing is one of my favorite movies...u gotta watch it a few times to really understand it tho

 

My favorite quotes/lines! A little long, but oh well....

"And Shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee, power hath descended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patri et Fili Spiritu Sancte." ~ Boondock Saints


The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." ~ Samuel L. Jackson- Pulp Fiction


"Sir, Item 9, is The Shit!" Why, we must tell everyone about it!" ~ Pineapple Express

 

"Frederick Palowakski....Ogre you asshole"

 

Narrator: We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like: Raoul Duke: I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive. Narrator: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: Narrator and Raoul Duke (simultaneously): Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?! Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something? Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive. Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.
FEAR AND LOATHING.

Brett: What? Jules: [points gun at Brett] Say "what" again. Say "what" again! I dare you! I double-dare you, motherfucker! Say "what" one more goddamn time! Brett: He-he's black. Jules: Go on! Brett: He's bald. Jules: Does he look like a bitch? Brett: What?! Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder, Brett screams] Does... he look...like a BITCH?! Brett: [in pain] No-o! Jules: Then why'd you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? Brett: I didn't! Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him, and Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett? Brett: [gasping for breath] Yes... Jules: Well, there's this passage I've got memorized, sort'a fits the occasion. Ezekial 25:17? "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. [begins pacing about the room] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers! And you will know name is the Lord [pulls out his gun and aims it at Brett] when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" [Brett shrieks in horror as Jules and Vincent shoot him repeatedly] The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.
-Pulp Fiction

 

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." - Jaws.

 

"This is a Remington double barel. S-mart's top of the line. Thats right, this baby was made in Grand Rapids Michagan. It's got a walnut stock, carbon steel barel, and a hair trigger......... Shop smart, shop "S" mart. YOU GOT THAT"!!!!!! Army of Darkness

 

Anchorman:
Champ: Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can?t get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
Brick: O, I'm sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

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Champ: What in the hell's diversity?
Ron: Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

 

One of my favorite movies, "The Three Amigos"

---Are you the Singing Bush?

---Hold it El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

 

"GO GIT TO DA CHOPPA!" - Predator

"If it bleeds we can kill it." - Predator (Well no fucking shit dude!)

"It isn't a good day to be a bad guy is it Stan?" - The Crow

"I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And i'm allllllllll out of bubble gum!" - They Live

"We're on an express elevator to hell, going down" - Aliens
(Just about anything Hudson says in Aliens is gold)

"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last. " - Commando

"Mr. Blonde: Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch. " - Reservoir Dogs
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Lone Star State of Mind -
"I'ma kill the shit out you, Earl!"
"Ma, Earl's kissin' his sister again!"

Ace Venutra, Pet Detective -
"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer."

Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls -
"Kinda hot in these rhinos."

Dumb and Dumber -
"We got no food, no jobs, our pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
"Suck me sideways."
Harry: "Petey? You sold my dead bird to a blind kid? Lloyd! Petey didn't even have a head!"
Lloyd: "Harry, I took care of it."

There's so many, I can't even think of them.

 

Willard: Are you crazy God damnit? Don't you think its a little risky for some R&R?
Kilgore: If I say its safe to surf this beach Captain, then its safe to surf this beach. I mean I'm not afraid to surf this place, I'll surf this whole fucking place!

Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

 

"why don't you make like a tree..and get the f**k out of here!"


"How bout I beat your butt!"
"How bout I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt!"

 

I have a bush, too. It's not grey.

 

"Wow! Where do you get your weed?"


"From you Dante."


"Oh! That's right! What's up Mr. Cheezle?!"

 

Big Worm: Playing with my money is like playing with my emotions, Smokey.

Smokey: Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation.

Smokey: Why you not goin' to work?
Craig Jones: I got fired yesterday.
Smokey: No shit? I thought you had the day off yesterday.
Craig Jones: I did. I went in to pick up my check, came home, my supervisor called me about four o'clock, told me he got me on tape stealing boxes.
Smokey: The fuck you stealing boxes for? What you trying to build, a clubhouse?

 

you can fine one of my favorite quotes in my signature......

but i'm also partial to "i wake up in the morning and i piss excellence"

 

"you taste like a burger, i dont like you anymore" - wet hot american summer (full of great quotes)

 

Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

A Few Good Men

 

The Devil's Rejects:

Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
Roy Sullivan: Would you say that again?
Baby: I bet all the girls wanna fuck you.
[mutual laughter]
Roy Sullivan: Do you kiss your mama with that mouth?
Baby: Trust me, fella. That ain't the only thing I do with this mouth.