Best movie lines

Hannibal King: Her name is Danica Talos. You met her earlier. And unlike typical vampires, her fangs are located in her vagina.
[uncomfortable pause]
Hannibal King: Moving on...

Blade Trinity


I saw in the commentary on the DVD that Ryan Reynolds originally said, "her fangs are located in her vagina... Imagine a silverback gorilla yawning."

 

BRAVEHEART

Wallace: Sons of Scotland, I am William Wallace.


Soldier: William Wallace is 7 feet tall.

Wallace: Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds, and if he were here he'd consume the English with fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse. I AM William Wallace. And I see a whole army of my countrymen here in defiance of tyranny. You have come to fight as free men, and free men you are. What would you do without freedom? Will you fight?​

Soldier: Fight? Against that? No, we will run; and we will live. ​

Wallace: Aye, fight and you may die. Run and you'll live -- at least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!!!​

 

are you kidding me right now? TBS is just comin through for me these days, last night it was dumb and dumber tonight its anchorman haha wow!

 

lol thats funny

 

Yep! very.. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it though

 

"Yeah get some, Get some."

"names Bond, James bond"

"THIS IS SPARTA"

 

Chet the older brother (Bill Paxton) in Weird Science;
Your stewed buttwad...
I want to butter your muffin...

220, 221 whetever it takes; Mr Mom

Is that Nick or Mr. Dick; Bachelor Party

 

"this one time at band camp....."
American Pie

 

sling blade one of the greatest movies
Doyle: Hey is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a damn glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
Linda: Doyle, you're awful. You shouldn't be that way.
Doyle: I ain't saying it's right, I'm just telling the damn truth. He'll make me sick. I know it.

Doyle: If y'all don't shut up, I'm gonna go out of my mind. Besides, Karl here is liable to bust his spring. He's already off balance.

Talladega Nights
if we wanted two wussies we would of named them Doctor Quinn and Medicine Women

TR: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants

Cal Naughton Jr.:I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!

that's all i can think of for now

 

oh sorry Champ I think i ate your chocolate squirrel. -Anchorman
Merry Christmas, Shitter was full!- Christmas Vacation
one more, Ive almost got it- Blades of Glory

 

women dont like to be called bitches, jay.
then what do i call you then?
i dunno something sweet.
boo-boo-kittyfuck?

 

"i am the C.L.I.T. commander!!!" jay and silent bob strike back

 

goonies is a good one

we should of bought the squirrel !!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFm0DofA8h8

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCcu4DO6rSM

 

damn near any mel brooks movie has awesome lines thruout!!

on robin hood:men in tights....the priest, "wait a minute......theres birds, theres squirrels, theres rocks, theres trees................we'll drink til' we get persnickety"

Robin Hood: Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!
Blinkin: I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while... oh, you were away...
Robin Hood: My brothers?
Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog, Pogo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish, Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: [on the verge of tears] My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish.
[pause]
Blinkin: Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?

 

Mona Lisa Vito: The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
Vinny Gambini: And why not? What is positraction?
Mona Lisa Vito: It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.
[the jury members nod, with murmurs of "yes," "that's right," etc]
Vinny Gambini: Is that it?
Mona Lisa Vito: No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.

 

Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.

 

Two dollars! Two dollars!
Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime, sorry.
I didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

 

Go that way, really fast; if something gets in your way . . . turn.