Best movie lines

Lutz and Biddle. It's like Kibbles and Bits, but different.

 

The 1961 Ferrari, two-fifty GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion . . .

....It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.




Four-thousand restaurants in the downtown area, I pick the one my father goes to.

 

I've never seen anyone drown in a bowl of chili before.Me neither. I wouldn't even know how to fill out the forms on that.

 

Their action tonight demands an immediate retaliation. And, if we don't, we're nothing but the nerds they say we are.


Did you get in her pants?
She's not that kind of a girl, Booger.
Why, does she have a penis?

 

Who made that man a gunner?
I did, sir. He's my cousin.
Who is he?
He's an Asshole, sir.
I know that. What's his name?
That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole.
And his cousin?
He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole.
How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how?
Yo!
I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes!


Dim the lights.
Dimming the lights.
Go to infrared.
Going to infrared.
Pray to God.
Praying to God.

I'm a Mawg: half-man, half-dog. I'm my own best friend.

 

"The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went tits up. Oh, I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes, and that smug look on his face. "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

Dad, how can you hate "The Colonel"?

Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, SMART-ASS!

 

...
Look at the size of that boy's heed.
Shhh!
I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick.
Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Shh!
Has it's own weather system.
Sh, sh, shh.
HEAD! MOVE!

 

You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it's called Fuck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

 

What the f*ckin'. F*ck. Who the f*ck f*cked this f*cking... How did you two f*cking f*cks...F*ck!

 

Can you milk me Fokker?

 

Pharaoh: Sputmier, get up here, were rolling!
Sputmier:Roger! wait, somethings down here?
Pharaoh: Just get up here!
Sputmier: Affirmative! Door Closing!<Alien kills Sputmier>
<Cockpit door opens>
Pharaoh:....Well where the fuck were you.....<Alien kills Pharaoh>


~ Aliens

 

HELL YES! BEST QUOTE YET!!! Thanks for the Laugh.

 

if you untie me, I will literally suck your dick, right now. I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this. - Tropic Thunder (pretty much every single line in that movie is a great quote)

 

"I'm your huckleberry" - Val Kilmer as Doc Holiday in Tombstone

 

Why so serious?
Let's put a SMILE on that face!

 

"Its the Catalina F#*$ing Wine Mixer!"

 

Patton (George C. Scott)

 

i'm pretty sure i remember all those from step brothers but i cant be sure....


maybe we should all start posting the movie next to the quote, i have seen quite a few that i cant figure out where they came from