Best movie lines

I watched Tropic Thunder again last night and so i felt the need to throw down some good ones. all the following are from Tropic Thunder....

"Cover me, limp dick fuck-ups!"

"That's C-4, dipshit. Put that back. I said a detonator! I need some dudes who speak American god dammit! He's making a fucking sweater here, I'm tryin' to put Tiger Balm on this jungle's nuts."

"Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box."

"[after blowing up a row of palm trees with napalm] Mother Nature just pissed her pantsuit!"

"Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed..."

"Alpa Chino: No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.
Kirk Lazarus: Nah! It's simple as pie man, you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's in the story"... What's her name?
Alpa Chino: ...Lance
Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?
Kevin Sandusky: Did you just say Lance?
Alpa Chino: No! No, I didn't say Lance. I said Nance.
Kevin Sandusky: It sounded a lot like Lance.
Alpa Chino: Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pussy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars.
Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?"

"Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots, okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like - it's like punching the American Flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you"

"Now I want you to take a step back... and literally fuck your own face!"

 

I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. - forgetting sarah marshall

 

"they made us to many, to smart, to fast.
and now we are paying for their mistakes."

"because they hate us,
see they know that when they are gone, we are all that will be left."

"I am, I was!"

kubrick was da shiznit!(i guess speilberg to!)

 

what movie was that from?

 

umm, hard on?

 

"Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli of patriots, okay? You lied about fighting in the Vietnam War. It's like - it's like punching the American Flag in the face goddammit! God, to think I believed you"

"Now I want you to take a step back... and literally fuck your own face!"

I was rolling when i saw this part! LOL

 

Get away from her you bitch!

 

AH, thats actually a pretty apt description! its like pinnochio, except that he gets emotionally tortured and abandoned, then everyone dies... so yeah, twisted!

 

You know how to skin griz?



l can skin most anything.



You sure are cocky
for a starving pilgrim.

 

I prefer the term 'artificial person' myself. Is there a problem?

A synthetic malfunctioned on her last trip out. Some deaths were involved.

 

Open your mouth and put it on the corner of the curb. I'm gonna teach you a little lesson.

 

"Where the hell you goin'? Damn it. Don't you NEVER turn your back on a fuckin' clown when he's talkin' to you!"

 

"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup."

"You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa. "

-Elf

"I knew a man once who said, "Death smiles at us all. All a man can do is smile back."

"At my signal, unleash hell. "

"It's the frost, it sometimes makes the blade stick." '

"My name is Gladiator. "

-Gladiator

"Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!"

-Casino Royale

 

"get away from her you BITCH"!

Aliens (1986)

 

A fella - a quick fella - might keep a weapon under there.

 

"He's there enough to be dancing with a pretty girl while we're sitting around pulling our tallywhackers."

 

Johnny Ringo: [Ringo steps up to Doc] And you must be Doc Holliday.
Doc Holliday: That's the rumor.
Johnny Ringo: You retired too?
Doc Holliday: Not me. I'm in my prime.
Johnny Ringo: Yeah, you look it.
Doc Holliday: And you must be Ringo. Look, darling, Johnny Ringo. The deadliest pistoleer since Wild Bill, they say. What do you think, darling? Should I hate him?
Kate: You don't even know him.
Doc Holliday: Yes, but there's just something about him. Something around the eyes, I don't know, reminds me of... me. No. I'm sure of it, I hate him.

Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry...


Wyatt Earp: You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...
[louder]
Wyatt Earp: Hell's coming with me!

 

- We thought you was hung....wel you was right.... blazing saddles

Jake "That cook was wiping his gun on that dish rag."
Call " He wipes worse with it"

 

You beat me to it! Good one!

"Good. Bad. I'm the one with the Gun"

 

"We're on an express elevator to hell! Goin' down!"

We're in some real pretty shit now man!"

"It was a bad call, Ripley. It was a bad call"

"It'll be dark soon, and they mostly come at night. Mostly."




"You heard it hit the hull, and I was never here."