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Black Panties --- joke

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by blake1012, Jan 11, 2009.

  1. Jan 11, 2009 at 8:09 PM
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    blake1012

    blake1012 [OP] Go Braves!

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    Mabel had lost her husband almost four years ago and was becoming quite the recluse.


    Her daughter was constantly calling and urging her to get back into the world.


    Finally, Mabel said she wouldn't mind going out, but didn't know anyone.


    A few days later her daughter told her, 'Mom I have someone for you to meet'.


    Well, it was an immediate hit. They really took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont...

    She happily, yet cautiously, accepted.


    The first night there, she undressed, as did he.


    There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit.


    Looking her over, he asked, 'Why the black panties?

    She replied: 'My breasts you can fondle and my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning.
    '

    He knew he was not getting lucky that night...

    The following night was the same - she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit… BUT this time he was wearing a black condom too ...

    She looked at him and asked: What's with the black condom?'

    He replied, 'I want to offer my deepest condolences."
     
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