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Bob goes into the rest room....(Not TW Bob)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. Jun 14, 2010 at 7:52 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Bob goes into the rest room, and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms. As Bobs standing there, taking care of business, He wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak. Bob finishes, and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out. Being a kind soul, Bob says "Ah, OK, Sure. I'll help you." The man asks, "Can you unzip my Zipper?" Bob says "OK." Then the man says, "CAn you pull it out for me?" Bob replies "Uh, yeah, Ok." Bob pulls it out, and it has all kinds of mold, and red bumps, with clumps of hair, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful. Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him. Bob points it for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back, and zips it up. The guy tells Bob "Thanks man. I really appreciate it". Bob says "No problem, but what the hells wrong with your penis?" The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I aint touching it!"
     
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