---BRO-COMA--- 3rd Gen. Build - 30% Bro, 60% Build and 25% BS

Baldy is gonna be pissed when you get all 4 speakers turnt up.

 

Yeah bro when I use all them 800 watts baldy will know I'm serious.

On a side note, $hits about to get real. It's like mixing Rockstar with a Monster, something bout to happen...

 

No Rockstar, Monster, Old Spice, or Axe sponsor stickers on the jukebox on 43's?

 

Apparently sponsors are looking for people that don't black out and sleep at camp all day, go figure

 

So demanding, F that.

 

This build is badass.
Pretty much measure the rest to this standard. Bro.

Once I wear my tires and the missus out I want to do the same build. The cut out cross member is bro-genius.

Cheers to you brohemoth.

 

So, long story short, pops got the demand later, and he's kicked me out. I'm moving in with my aunt. Cool thing is, it's closer to the gym, so less miles on the Bro-Coma.

Baldy kicked me out during the biggest storm of the decade, he's the worst. 10-12" of rain in like 24hr.



Cool thing is I found a mud puddle to drive trough so people think I hella offroad. Dakers hold the weight. There is about 1,000lbs of tools steel and spare parts in the bed.



Also, scored a sweet deal on an All-Pro Exbro rack. I still need to figure out the difference between overlanding and camping.

 

I almost forgot, @BROcephus and I were getting after it, driving through mud puddles, and something jumped up in my undercarriage and cracked my front right brake hardline at the caliper, WTF.

Needless to say, I lost brakes and was stranded on the side of the road. Quick trip to O'rielly's and I had a 8" metric treaded line. Bent it up and bleed the brakes in the rain, awesome.

 

Campers camp, overlanders drive to work 5 days a week with a tent on their truck.

 

Sig worthy, right there, folks. ^^^

 

Feel free

 

Looks like I need to get a tent right away if I want to pull this exbro thing off.

This guy gets it, now I just need to figure out how to mount some plywood to the rack.

 

There's always THIS thread. It's actually pretty ingenious.

 

I just finished reading all 30 pages of this thread and was totally entertertained.

Diabro169, you have mad skillz doing what you do with your mods. And you seem to get a lot of stuff done on your truck in a short amount of time. Also the drama with the parental units makes for a compelling read. This is the first time I've read a whole build thread, or any thread this long for that long.

Keep us all updated on all things build and bro related.

 

Welcome to the club of waking up at 10am... and fuck those fucking leaves!

Baldy is a fucking asshole!!

 

Thank you, I apologize for you having to read all that.

I tried to read through it one time, and I almost had a anxiety attack which reminds me, I think I have some Xanax stashed somewhere...

 

BTW I might have some insight of the evolution of Bro culture.

In the '60's and early to mid 70's there were the hippy bro's. I'm quite sure they were the genesis of bro-dom. Everyone called each other "brothers" and "sisters" even though there was no familial relationship usually. It was sometime in this era that the term "bro" was used.

Then in the late '70's and throughout the 80's there were skate boarding bro's (i.e. Tony Hawke, Hoffman, etc...). Then BMX bro's appeared on the scene and Van's shoes were the rage. Then Motocross bro's appeared. During this era Valley Girls were starting to make an appearance...however this was stupid and the trend died off as far as I know because it was annoying. However if there is evidence that this species still exists, it would be interesting to know. They can be readily identified in the field by the annoying way they say stuff, such as the use of the phrase "like, oh my god" and shit like that.

Then the 90's came about and a new bro came on the scene...stoner bro's.

I'm an old fart and I lost track of the scene after the 90's, but what I can see is that the current bro version might be a combination of all the past bro's but with more of a health conscious gym workout aspect.

So that's the evolution of the Bro in a nutshell.