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Cake or Bed

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by 95SLE, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. 95SLE

    95SLE [OP] Getting Ready for Summer

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    09 RWD Access Cab
    Custom XM Install, Window Tint, Intermittant Wiper Install, AVS Bug Deflector, Bed Mat, TRS FX-R retrofits, CIBIE fog and spot lamps, PIAA 510 lamps, Acess LE cover, Weathertech Digital floorr mats, LED interior lighting, Pioneer AVH-2300BT HU, Boston Acoustics speakers, JL Audio Amp, shorty antenna, leather wrap steering wheel cover, Viper security system.
    A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
    honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now.

    He looks at her and says angrily, fix the lights now? Does it look like I have
    GE written on my forehead? I don't think so.

    Fine, then the wife asks, well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right to which he replied, fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so.

    Fine, she says then you could at least fix the steps to the front door?
    They are about to break. I'm not a carpenter and I don't want to fix steps
    he says, does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I don't think so I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!!!!

    So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours................................

    He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home.

    As he walks into the house he notices that the steps are already fixed.

    As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working

    As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.

    Honey, he asks, how'd all this get fixed? She said, well, when you left I sat
    outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and i told him.

    He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.

    He said, so what kind of cake did you bake?

    She replied, hellooooo.. Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I don't think so! [​IMG]
     
  2. 98tacoma27

    98tacoma27 :POOPCORN: Staff Member

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    HHHhhhmmmmmmmmm.........................Betty Crocker.........:drool:
     
  3. MJonAgs32

    MJonAgs32 asphinctersayswhat?

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    check out my build
    damn... FML for that guy
     
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