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Chocolate Chip Cookies

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by GTiVR6r, Oct 24, 2007.

  1. Oct 24, 2007 at 12:57 PM
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    GTiVR6r

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    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled he aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.

    He gathered his remaining strength,and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning gainst the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom,and with even reater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both ands.

    With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the itchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already n heaven.

    There, spread out on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite hocolate chip cookies. Was it heaven? Was it one final act of heroic love rom his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted; the wonderous aste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back to life.

    The aged and withered hand, shakingly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table.

    When it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. "Keep away from those," she said,"they're for the funeral."

    :p

    -M
     
  2. Oct 24, 2007 at 1:58 PM
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    haha! thats so funny and sad! :)
     
  3. Oct 24, 2007 at 2:18 PM
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    I hope he keeled over on top of all the cookies.
     
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    Who makes more money? A Drug Dealer? Or a Prostitute?
     
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    How much does the drug dealer push in an hour? Best paid hooker pry only couple thou. 7 tops.
    drug dealer could push a quarter mill. in 30 min.
    So im going with drugs.
     
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    The Prostitute because she can wash her crack and re sell it.
     
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    Lol
     
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