Confessions thread

I like to....no I love to eat toilet paper.

 

no ....

 

I hope this is true

 

You goonie !!!!

 

You do know that case can be reopened at any time, right? There is also no statute of limitations on it.

 

Oh and I really hate the 3rd gen Taco and it's seeming like 95% of the people who own them.

Ok, let's make that 99%.


And hi @Ice Horse and @ramonortiz55

 

I am AeroCooper

 

Intentional, popped it to my head as soon as I saw the title of this thread.

 

@scottalot has FBI watching him now

 

I know where that came from. Who else does?

 

Even though I tell her I don't like it, I kind of like it when my girl sticks her finger in my ass

 

Have her handle some Jalapenos prior to the fingering...good times to be had buddy, good times.

 

"Sticks and Stones may Break my Bones, but Whips and Chains Excite Me!"

 

Amen brother.

I will offer that in my case the statue of limitations has long past, and fortunately no one died or was even seriously injured.

I mean that burn from the iron on the bare belly of that mouthy kid down the block healed in less than 2 weeks.

But most of my excess speed situations were done with great care, including refusing to participate when the other parties had been drinking. I preferred to take their money fair and square.

 

i once handled jalapeños and then went to take a piss.

 

I once cut up haberneros and then played stink finger with a girl.

 

I bet it was pretty hott as well...

 

When at work or in public I like to turn the lights off on people in the bathroom. Like it even more if they don't have the damn "safety" light in the bathroom.