CONFESSIONS

I just wanted to apologize for my sins today. I drove a ford... It was awful, by far worst experience of my life. I’m just glad I didn’t blow a gasket

 

My Tacoma has a Ford F-150 auxillary fuel tank where the spare tire used to be.

It took years of therapy but I can finally live with myself for doing that to my truck. I’ve come to accept there is a trade off for having a ridiculous range.

 

Who cares

 

Let's get this to 69 likes.

 

It’s kind of an odd 1st post.

 

You’re forgiven. I know a guy...

 

I agree but I thought it was urgent

 

Thumbs up for a great first post haha

 

I’ll play along since this is a confessional thread.

I took a shit in the women’s bathroom at work today because someone was in the men’s bathroom for a solid 45 minutes. I could no longer hold it after the gurgle of doom happened.

 

It’s not funny! It’s seriously imminent once you get the gurgle. Almost sounds like someone flushed a toilet in your stomach. You have literally seconds to reach a safe haven before full breach occurs.

 

Dude you're killing me

 

It happens, and I am a better person for coming clean with it.

 

I would suggest that what ever you ate, don't eat it again. Btw was it sugar free gummy bears

 

Thats what we are here for! Lmao

 

I don’t eat gummy bears without sugar in them. Without sugar they’re basically just flavorless bear shaped pieces of gelatinous goo. I’m thinking the suspect food(s) was the whole grain pasta with flax seed and dates that my girlfriend made last night followed by a whole bag of taco flavored Doritos with jalapeño cheddar dip. I had to eat what she made if I wanted to get special treatment at bedtime.

 

you need to get a dog or sit closer to the window when eating. (Be sure to cut a flap in the window screen)

 

Oh we have a dog and she wouldn’t eat it either.

 

Then out the window it goes

 

I vote we keep this thread active as a confessional for members who needs to get things off their chest.