Consumer reports strikes again

Well, you already have the Ass Heat sticker. I saw a jeep with a windshield banner that read "MUD BUTT". I think Silent But Deadly is outta the question.

 

HAHAHAHA damn thatnks for making me laugh bro, i needed it, but i don't know if Farty is cool enough hahahahaha...i'll keep it in mind tho!

 

what's with texans and fart jokes haha

 

i want something that has to do with the color scheme too, but Chili sounds like a good name and damn is it great to eat too, during and afterwards

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA mud butt is great! i say that all the time anyway i just never said it in relation to a truck or jeep...Ass Heat can't be a name tho can it? i think it's sound weird

 

hey what would be a name that i could derive from a stormtrooper from star wars? they have the whole white/black color thing going too

 

It's not a Texan thing. You bring out that side of people.

 

STRMTRPR.

Better yet, how about a neon sign that says "I'm a huge freaking nerd and the only time I've ever seen a vagina was birth"?

 

whooooooa buddy lets slow down for a sec, or at least long enough for me to tell you that the last time i saw star wars or any space-related movie was about 5 years ago....i may be a Matrix nerd sometimes, but that vagina comment was uncalled for, and very very untrue i might add

 

Remember that dog hand puppet, what the heck was it's name, from Conan that insulted everyone? He went to a Star Wars premiere and said exactly what I said.

 

i think i remember seeing that, that was when the most recent one was released right?

 

On youtube

 

maybe i didnt see that exact one then, but i do remember that puppet thing

 

Triumpth the insult comic dog! That was by far his funniest skit. He laid into those star wars nerds like nothing i have ever seen before. I was rolling when i saw that!

 

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They reccomenned (sp) this over the Tundra!

 

I remember a unit who was swift, silent and deadly. In fact, they were slow, noisy and harmless.
As a Mike Force commander, I pulled their iron out of the fire more than once.

 

Let the flames begin ...

the Ridgeline is loaded with some features the Tacoma can't touch - storage under the bed, 60/40 fold up rear seats, slots in bed to stabilize motorcycle tires, etc.... it's functionality over form. CR says the Ridge's ride is smoother and it may be.

but, the Tacoma looks hotter and that's why many will buy it.

 

^Right, so if you want a carlike truck, go for the Ridgeline. That's who it's aimed at, not people who really want trucks.

Example: Guy at the gym the other day drives a Ridgeline and says to me "I almost got a Tacoma but went with the Ridgeline instead. But looking at yours, I kind of wish I had the Tacoma.". Later, I saw him changing from his workout clothes back into his dress and head out to his chick truck.

 

Now Driving:

1997 Jeep Wrangler T.R.D. OFF-ROAD (Tacoma Rescue Device)
4" Skyjacker lift, 33x12.5 BFG MT's on 15" American Racing Whizzeels

Hey TuRDTACO Get the fuck out of here with that shit!