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  1. Feb 16, 2022 at 2:03 PM
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    .劉煒

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    Killdozer might be a better paint job. :p
     
    .劉煒, Feb 16, 2022
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  2. Feb 17, 2022 at 4:15 AM
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    Clearwater Bill Never answer an anonymous letter

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  3. Feb 17, 2022 at 10:53 AM
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    azreb Geezer

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    A physicist asks, "Why does that work?"
    An engineer asks, "How does that work?"
    A liberal arts graduate asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

    There is a lot of truth to that. Maybe it doesn't belong here...
     
    azreb, Feb 17, 2022
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  4. Feb 17, 2022 at 2:40 PM
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    Deathbysnusnu Work is just a daily detour to happy hour.

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    How is masturbation and brain damage alike?
    After a few strokes, there's no going back.
     
    Deathbysnusnu, Feb 17, 2022
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  5. Feb 17, 2022 at 7:15 PM
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    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    242269322_1710510199138817_4128259879223_7492a5844e5b02b600faf3fcb236acd5cb8891cc.jpg
     
    Tiny's Taco, Feb 17, 2022
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  6. Feb 18, 2022 at 10:53 AM
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    トヨダ MASTER

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    トヨダ MASTER Toyota Hoarder?

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    [​IMG]
     
    トヨダ MASTER, Feb 18, 2022
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  7. Feb 22, 2022 at 2:03 PM
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    トヨダ MASTER

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    トヨダ MASTER Toyota Hoarder?

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    [​IMG]
     
    トヨダ MASTER, Feb 22, 2022
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  8. Feb 22, 2022 at 4:06 PM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?

    :taco::taco::taco::taco::taco::sandwich::sandwich::sandwich::sandwich::sandwich::sandwich:
     
    Tiny's Taco, Feb 22, 2022
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    Learning some new things about ancient history today. Apparently in ancient Egypt the ability to pass gas in weird ways was a respected skill.

    It was so respected that one of their rulers was named Toot Uncommon.
     
    Brian_d, Feb 25, 2022
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  10. Feb 28, 2022 at 10:46 AM
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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    SRH, Feb 28, 2022
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    Steve Urquell No Pants

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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    SRH, Feb 28, 2022
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  13. Mar 3, 2022 at 12:29 PM
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    Steve Urquell, Mar 3, 2022
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    Steve Urquell, Mar 4, 2022
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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    SRH, Mar 4, 2022
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    What is the difference between "to select" and "to chose"?

    To select is to pick one.
    Two chose is what a Mexican wears on his feet.

    (ok, it's better said than written)
     
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    What does a man do standing up, a lady sitting down, and a dog on three legs?









    No, Miss Mind-in-the-gutter @SRH! The correct answer is shake hands. :)
     
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    I got that one wrong :anonymous:
     
    SRH, Mar 4, 2022
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    Are you a Turtle?
     
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