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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by pinktaco808, Jun 30, 2020.

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  1. Jul 2, 2020 at 6:38 PM
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    pinktaco808

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    pinktaco808 [OP] Hot Steppa

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    Wtf
     
    pinktaco808, Jul 2, 2020
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  2. Jul 2, 2020 at 6:43 PM
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    El Duderino

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    El Duderino Obviously, you're not a golfer.

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    Why is diarrhea genetic?
    Cause it runs in your jeans
     
    El Duderino, Jul 2, 2020
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  3. Jul 2, 2020 at 6:49 PM
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    What is a pirate's favorite letter?


    (Say it in your best pirate voice)

    You think it'd be R but they like the C.
     
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  4. Jul 2, 2020 at 6:54 PM
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    El Duderino Obviously, you're not a golfer.

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    What’s the strongest letter in the alphabet?
    P cause even Superman can’t hold it
     
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  5. Jul 2, 2020 at 7:01 PM
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    wiljayhi 1. I don’t know … 2. I don’t care

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    I’m a little upside down today. My nose is running and my feet smell.
     
    wiljayhi, Jul 2, 2020
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  6. Jul 2, 2020 at 7:09 PM
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    El Duderino Obviously, you're not a golfer.

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    Where do sheep get their hair cuts?

    May the baba shop
     
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  7. Jul 2, 2020 at 7:09 PM
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    What’s a ghosts favorite pie?

    booberry
     
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  8. Jul 2, 2020 at 7:11 PM
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    Dr_Big_B_3 Mamba Mentality

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    What is the least spoken language in the world?

    Sign language
     
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  9. Jul 3, 2020 at 3:55 AM
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    Where does Bolivia keep their army’s?

    In their sleevies.
     
    OBX-Taco-1, Jul 3, 2020
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  10. Jul 3, 2020 at 4:29 AM
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    This thread needs an automatic :rimshot: to be applied after each response.

    What's brown and sticky? A stick.

     
    CJREX, Jul 3, 2020
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  11. Jul 3, 2020 at 6:08 AM
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    PinnaclePete I am what I am

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    Why do some couples go to the gym?



    Because they want their relationship to work out.
     
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  12. Jul 3, 2020 at 6:17 AM
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    Pablo8 Here!

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    What do you call a leper in a hot tub?













    Stu
     
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  13. Jul 3, 2020 at 6:19 AM
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    1buzzbait easiest to ignore

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    whadda ya call a guy wif no arms and no legs, in a pothole?









    Phil
     
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  14. Jul 3, 2020 at 6:20 AM
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    what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?


    Art
     
    1buzzbait, Jul 3, 2020
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    Skip
     
    1buzzbait, Jul 3, 2020
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    What do you call a guy with Parkinson's in a leaf pile?

    Rustle

    :rimshot:
     
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  17. Jul 3, 2020 at 6:31 AM
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    "I've seen her wrestle but I've never seen her box.''
     
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    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door?






    Mat
     
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  19. Jul 4, 2020 at 5:52 PM
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    pinktaco808 [OP] Hot Steppa

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    Lol
     
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  20. Jul 5, 2020 at 3:04 AM
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    It's better if read aloud.


    The best way to hunt polar bears is to cut a hole in the ice and put peas around around it. When a polar bear tries to take a pea you kick him in the ice-hole.
     
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