Dad jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed!

 

At the store with her dad getting items for a cookout over the fire, little Susie asks, "Why are there so many different names for these? Hot dogs...franks..."

Her dad looks at her and says, "Well, they can't all be wieners."

 

Don't forget the brother who just keeps going. Stead A. Lee.

 

Or the nephew who's never on time, Late Lee.

 

and his devil worshipping brother, Un Ho Lee.

 

And there's the wise and benevolent cousin and monk Undoubted Lee. (OK, that's a bit of a stretch...)

 

Then there is the whole family of relatives that moved away after one of them was accused of murdering their neighbor, nobody knows for sure which one did it; Unlike Lee, Possib Lee, Probab Lee, and Definate Lee.

 

Love these!!!

 

And the one who tried to be like Arthur Fonzarelli, Cool Lee.

Showing my age??

 

Cheesus. That was bad.

I only know Ho Lee Fuk. He married into the fam Lee.

 

And don't forget this cousin. Frank Lee, he's an honest person.

 

If the fam Lee see this, it could be Dead Lee.

 

Q: Why can't you go hungry in the desert?
A: You can always eat the sand-which-is there.

 

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo???






One is heavy, the other is a little lighter.

 

My thoughts exact lee.