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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by pinktaco808, Jun 30, 2020.

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  1. Jun 3, 2022 at 6:55 AM
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    I.eat.tacos

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  3. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:02 AM
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    Certain Lee
     
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  4. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:07 AM
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    Blind Lee

    He follows all advice!
     
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  5. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:10 AM
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    If the world was set up perfect Lee, we would not see the world so different Lee, but Most Lee we will comply, no matter how horrible Lee we feel.


    Ok, I'm done, hopeful Lee.
     
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  6. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:12 AM
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    That was rough...........almost as bad as the cannibal who passed his spice eating buddy in the jungle.
     
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  7. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:14 AM
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    I agree, I'll stick to my day job.
     
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  8. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:15 AM
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    Parent Lee we ran out of Instrumental Lee sound jokes that we could all laugh Merrill Lee and Haple Lee and Musical Lee together.
     
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  9. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:16 AM
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    I was Kidding Lee poking at you. Not Serious Lee.
     
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  10. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:17 AM
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    I will crying Lee accept your apology, it will bare Lee make things better.
     
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  11. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:21 AM
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    (last one, Swearing Lee)

    (Serious Lee)

    While My Guitar Gent Lee Weeps.


    Ok need to be productive........Productive Lee??
     
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  12. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:25 AM
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    Arrrrrrrrgh … :frusty:
     
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  13. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:46 AM
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    I think that I shall never see
    A word as overused as Lee.
     
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  14. Jun 3, 2022 at 7:49 AM
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    Indubitab Lee :spy:
     
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    Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
     
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    What do you call a dog that knows magic?

    A Labracadabrador!
     
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    I have been Appropriate Lee touched Fond Lee by the Narrow Lee and Clever Lee crafted dad jokes.............
     
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    We surrender, we surrender …… but only momentary Lee :lalala:
     
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    If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?

    If a child doesn't want to take a nap, are they resisting a rest?

    If the Energizer Bunny were arrested, would he be charged with battery?
     
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    I am Humble Lee watching as the joke I Original Lee posted takes off Viral Lee...
     
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