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  1. Jun 3, 2022 at 10:14 AM
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    I think the bunny needs to be salted first, then it would be a salted and battery.
     
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  5. Jun 3, 2022 at 11:19 AM
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  6. Jun 3, 2022 at 11:23 AM
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    Clear Lee we are still on a roll.
     
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    What do you call a monkey in a minefield??




    BABOOM! :bananadead:
     
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  8. Jun 3, 2022 at 1:32 PM
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    We should end this quiet lee
     
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  9. Jun 3, 2022 at 1:48 PM
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    A recent study found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

    When's the last time you ate a monkey?:)
     
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  10. Jun 3, 2022 at 1:54 PM
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    An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer walk by.

    The owl turns to the squirrel and says...
    Nothing because owls can't talk.

    The owl then kills and eats the squirrel, because it is a bird of prey.

    Have a good weekend y'all!:wave:
     
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    The lee jokes did not die as quick lee as you thought they would
     
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    Final lee I got one!!! :bananadance::yay:
    Make that 2!!:wink:
     
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    Can a young lady do a 'dad joke'?

    Well I guess if they do it Feminine Lee...
     
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    Some corrections….

    First, this chic is elder lee 50 here!!


    Second lee, Definate lee anyone can make a dad joke!!

    Point proven⬆️:D

    I’m on a roll!!
     
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    If chocolate had preferred pronouns, would they be her/she?
     
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    I’ll be here all day!:D
     
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