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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by pinktaco808, Jun 30, 2020.

  1. Jun 16, 2022 at 5:56 AM
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    241240

    241240 Sir Lurks-A-Lot

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    Sat my fat rear end in it.
    I can't figure this conversation out. I feel like I'm in a land of confusion over it.
     
  2. Jun 16, 2022 at 6:06 AM
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    Pablo8

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  3. Jun 16, 2022 at 6:23 AM
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    mntnbikerbw

    mntnbikerbw Twitter: imjustabill1970

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    I'm glad that you all appreciated my joke, but really people, I don't care anymore. Are you listening? I don't care, what you say...we never played by the same rules anyway.
     
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2022
  4. Jun 16, 2022 at 6:50 AM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    Sad, but it's true, girl every fool's got to learn he's got nothing to lose playin' by the rules
     
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  5. Jun 16, 2022 at 7:01 AM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    By product of this fun - Michael McDonald playlist. Work is much better this morning. :thumbsup:
     
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  6. Jun 16, 2022 at 7:30 AM
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    mic_sierra

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    Take a look at [you] now.
     
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  7. Jun 16, 2022 at 8:35 AM
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    TartanEagle

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    Remember when...
    ...that one long night Tony Orlando went missing?
    They searched everywhere, high & low, for hours, well... ALL night, really.
    Turned out okay though.

    They eventually found him at the Crack Of Dawn.
     
  8. Jun 16, 2022 at 8:42 AM
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    TexasTacoLT

    TexasTacoLT Well-Known Member

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    Why do ducks have tail feathers?

    To cover their buttquacks!
     
  9. Jun 16, 2022 at 9:35 PM
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    Two guys walk into a bar.


    The third one ducks.
     
  10. Jun 17, 2022 at 3:00 AM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    How do you keep someone in suspense?








    I'll tell ya tomorrow.
     
  11. Jun 17, 2022 at 6:22 AM
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    Yesterday, a fortune teller told me that in 10 to 15 years, I would suffer a pretty bad loss with the most terrible heartbreak any man has ever faced. It was pretty upsetting news, so to cheer myself up...I adopted a puppy. Never been happier.
     
  12. Jun 17, 2022 at 6:57 AM
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    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Jun 17, 2022 at 10:10 PM
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    OMG. That's awful.
    My dog agrees btw
     
  14. Jun 18, 2022 at 3:44 AM
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    Against All Odds, I will Suspenseful Lee wait
     
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  15. Jun 18, 2022 at 4:02 AM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    :hattip:
     
  16. Jun 18, 2022 at 7:32 AM
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    My wife threatened to leave me because of my “filthy and disgusting habits.” I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.
     
  17. Jun 18, 2022 at 7:39 AM
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    That made me laugh so hard, I had to take my finger out of my nose.
     
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  18. Jun 18, 2022 at 10:04 AM
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    Dude, your new blinds are crooked! Who installed them?!?

    The Blind man.
     
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  19. Jun 18, 2022 at 8:15 PM
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    Yay!! It’s almost Daddy’s Day! Time for acceptable Dad’s Jokes, so here it goes…

    What did the left eye say to the right eye?

    Between us, something smells.
     
  20. Jun 19, 2022 at 9:54 AM
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    wiljayhi

    wiljayhi 1. I don’t know … 2. I don’t care

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    Murky Water, MB, eh?
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    I wasn’t listening, so I’m going to smile, nod and hope for the best!
     
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