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  1. Jun 26, 2022 at 6:46 PM
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    RangerComa

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    A dad joke
    Is only a dad joke
    When it becomes apparent
     
    RangerComa, Jun 26, 2022
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    Oof. :facepalm:
     
    grdgz97, Jun 26, 2022
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  3. Jun 26, 2022 at 6:52 PM
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    BUCKLE UP! It makes it harder for Aliens to pull you out of your Truck.
    Two old ladies are walking down the street when a thug comes up and says “I’m going to rape you!” The one old lady says to the other “doesn’t he mean rob us?” and the other lady says “shut up, he knows what he’s doing”
     
    Steves104x4, Jun 26, 2022
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  4. Jun 26, 2022 at 7:12 PM
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    Do you know about the Canary Islands?

    Off the coast of Africa. A popular vacation destination for Europeans. Do you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? None. Zero. Zilch. Never have been any.

    Do you know about the Virgin Islands?

    No canaries there too!
     
    rainsux, Jun 26, 2022
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  5. Jun 27, 2022 at 8:09 AM
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    The other day my wife asked me, "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?" So, I took her out to dinner and a movie and dropped her off at her parents house.
     
    imjustabill1970, Jun 27, 2022
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  6. Jun 27, 2022 at 4:59 PM
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    トヨダ MASTER Toyota Hoarder?

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    oooooh! Crafty, you are. ;)
     
    トヨダ MASTER, Jun 27, 2022
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  7. Jun 27, 2022 at 5:22 PM
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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    SRH, Jun 27, 2022
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  8. Jun 28, 2022 at 4:47 PM
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    Honda just came out with a wireless charging electric car.
    The Honda Accordless
     
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  9. Jun 29, 2022 at 12:57 PM
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    The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.
     
    imjustabill1970, Jun 29, 2022
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  10. Jun 29, 2022 at 1:00 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  11. Jun 29, 2022 at 1:52 PM
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    A bear walks into a busy bar. He says to the bartender "give me a whiskey annnnd......"

    "......"

    The impatient bartender looks puzzled. Then the bear adds "......cola"

    The bartender, frustrated, asks "what's with the big pause?"

    The bear replies "I dunno, I was born with them. Now how 'bout that drink?"
     
    TexasTacoLT, Jun 29, 2022
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  12. Jun 29, 2022 at 2:04 PM
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    Kid: Dad I'm cold
    Dad: Go stand in the corner.
    Kid: Why the corner?
    Dad: Because it's 90 degrees
     
    NippleNut, Jun 29, 2022
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  13. Jun 29, 2022 at 2:08 PM
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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    There you are again! I gotta know, how’d you choose your username?:popcorn:
     
    SRH, Jun 29, 2022
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    1. Welding in highschool, my avatar goes in to gas bottles. So my group of friends called each other that.
    2. Friend went into nursing and they have one for oxygen concentrators.
    3 & 4 can't talk about it, lol
     
    NippleNut, Jun 29, 2022
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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    I should have paid attention to your avatar. I would have gotten it :anonymous:
    Couldn’t get beyond the name…. Made me giggle:D
    I’ll be pushing to hear about 3&4:wink:
     
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    What is wrinkled and smells like ginger?


















    Fred Astaires face
     
    Steves104x4, Jun 29, 2022
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  17. Jun 29, 2022 at 7:13 PM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    :popcorn:
     
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  18. Jun 30, 2022 at 7:33 AM
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    When I got home from work last night I found that my wife left me a note on the fridge saying, "It's not working, I'm at my mom's place." But after opening the fridge, I saw that it was working just fine.
     
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    I went into work this morning and my boss greeted me "Good morning, and have a good day today".

    I shrugged, said "I sure will", and went home.
     
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    When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
     
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