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  1. Nov 28, 2020 at 10:02 PM
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    what do you call a cow with three legs?

    Tri-tip


    What do you call a cow with one leg?

    shishkabob


    C’mon man. You gotta have that bag full before you dump it out on the table.
     
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    Why did the cucumber blush?


    Because it saw the salad dressing.
     
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  3. Nov 28, 2020 at 10:04 PM
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    What do you call a cow from Alaska?


    An Eskimoo.
     
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  4. Nov 28, 2020 at 10:05 PM
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    Why did the fish get kicked out of school?


    He got caught with sea weed.
     
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    I love embarrassing my daughter with my dad jokes. She just rolls her eyes in moody tween approval now. Frickin love having an Arsenal to unleash on her and her friends at the most opportune times. :homer:


    Keep the clean ones coming y’all!
     
    RangerComa, Nov 28, 2020
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  6. Nov 30, 2020 at 8:58 AM
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    What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

    FULL.
     
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  7. Nov 30, 2020 at 9:05 AM
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    If all the big boobed women work at Hooters
    Where do the one legged women work


    IHOP
     
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  8. Nov 30, 2020 at 9:06 AM
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    Not sure that the definition of "dad joke" is universal.
     
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  9. Nov 30, 2020 at 9:29 AM
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    nailed it
     
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    Only if they’re named Eileen!
     
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    Or Irene!
     
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    Ha!
     
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    FIFY
     
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    Careful!
     
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    Exactly why I said Ha!
     
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    I hear you. I thought about it for a bit, but I can't change reality.
     
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  17. Dec 1, 2020 at 11:32 AM
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    Subbbbbeddd. Love these jokes lol
     
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    Know why they named it the Mall?

    Why go to one store when you can go to THEMALL
     
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    When I was a kid, my mom told me that I could be anyone I wanted to be.


    Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
     
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    When I was a kid my parents moved around a lot, but I always found them.
    -Rodney Dangerfield
     
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