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  1. Feb 2, 2023 at 5:13 AM
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    rleete

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    rleete Grumpy old man - get off my lawn

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    Where do you go to find the weight of a whale?

    The whale weigh station!
     
    rleete, Feb 2, 2023
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  2. Feb 7, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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    rocknbil

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    rocknbil Well-Known Member

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    Duck walks into a bar. "Got any bread?"
    "Nope."
    "Got any bread?"
    "Nope."
    "Got any bread?"
    "NO!"
    "Got any bread?"
    Bartender says, "ask me if I have any bread one more time and I'm going to nail your beak to the bar!"
    "Got any nails?"
    "NO!"


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    "Got any bread?"
     
    rocknbil, Feb 7, 2023
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  3. Feb 13, 2023 at 6:40 PM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    1000255_10151540036886345_1108980579_n_5d0dd8445e20a1d7962852d18e60843c14b02604.jpg
     
    Tiny's Taco, Feb 13, 2023
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  4. Feb 14, 2023 at 1:13 PM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    FB_IMG_1676409136306.jpg
     
    Tiny's Taco, Feb 14, 2023
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  5. Feb 15, 2023 at 1:43 PM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    Why did God only make one Yogi Bear?



    Because he made a Boo Boo on the second one.
     
    Tiny's Taco, Feb 15, 2023
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  6. Feb 23, 2023 at 4:52 AM
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    Tiny's Taco

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    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
    FB_IMG_1677156647945.jpg
     
    Tiny's Taco, Feb 23, 2023
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  7. Feb 23, 2023 at 7:18 AM
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    grdgz97

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    grdgz97 Well-Known Member

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    Oof. :bananadead::facepalm:
     
    grdgz97, Feb 23, 2023
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  8. Feb 28, 2023 at 3:33 PM
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    TartanEagle

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    A man walks into a magic forest and tried to cut down a talking tree.

    "You can't cut me down," the tree complained. "I'm a talking tree!"

    The man responded, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
     
    TartanEagle, Feb 28, 2023
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  9. Mar 17, 2023 at 6:56 AM
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    Tactical_Panda

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    Tactical_Panda Armchair Anarchist

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    Q. What do you call an insect with six eyes?
    A. An iiiiiinsect!
     
    Tactical_Panda, Mar 17, 2023
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  10. Mar 17, 2023 at 7:43 AM
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    grdgz97

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    :ballchain::facepalm:
     
    grdgz97, Mar 17, 2023
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  11. Mar 26, 2023 at 2:33 PM
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    Clearwater Bill

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    Clearwater Bill Never answer an anonymous letter

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    Screenshot_20230326-172242.jpg
     
    Clearwater Bill, Mar 26, 2023
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  12. Mar 26, 2023 at 2:43 PM
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    SRH

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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    SRH, Mar 26, 2023
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  13. Mar 26, 2023 at 6:39 PM
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    Clearwater Bill

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    Clearwater Bill Never answer an anonymous letter

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    Clearwater Bill, Mar 26, 2023
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  14. Mar 27, 2023 at 7:28 AM
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    Oof! o_O
     
    grdgz97, Mar 27, 2023
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  15. Mar 28, 2023 at 11:51 PM
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    grdgz97, Mar 28, 2023
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  16. Mar 30, 2023 at 5:15 AM
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    I think Hollywood should do a remake of The Wizard of Oz and tell it from the dog's point of view.

    They can call it "Toto Recall."
     
    Tactical_Panda, Mar 30, 2023
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  17. Apr 10, 2023 at 9:41 AM
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    TartanEagle

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    I've recently learned just how very important what you eat is to your sex life.
    Soon as I got home, I threw away all of the Minute rice!


    (Also, I think I'll buy long grain from now on...)
     
    Last edited: Apr 11, 2023
    TartanEagle, Apr 10, 2023
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  18. Apr 10, 2023 at 9:51 AM
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    98tacoma27

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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    You should make it brown rice too.
     
    98tacoma27, Apr 10, 2023
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  19. Apr 10, 2023 at 11:39 AM
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  20. Apr 10, 2023 at 7:07 PM
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    Keeping my rice wild... and no it's not Uncle Ben's.
     
    TacoNoVeggies, Apr 10, 2023
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