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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by pinktaco808, Jun 30, 2020.

  1. Jun 22, 2023 at 7:35 PM
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    TacoManOne

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    That’s freakin hysterical :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  2. Jun 23, 2023 at 4:52 PM
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    SRH My horns hold up my halo

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    Such a dad thing to say:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  3. Jun 24, 2023 at 7:41 PM
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    That's nuts.
     
  4. Jun 25, 2023 at 10:43 AM
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    TacoManOne

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    Stop shelling us!
     
  5. Jun 25, 2023 at 1:23 PM
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    rleete

    rleete Grumpy old man - get off my lawn

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    They found out the main cause of the Titan sub disaster.

    Apparently, the builder misunderstood the meaning of "sub-standard" materials.
     
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  6. Jun 26, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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    Tiny's Taco

    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
  7. Jun 27, 2023 at 5:54 AM
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    rleete

    rleete Grumpy old man - get off my lawn

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    Two kids were talking, and one asked the other what his dad did for a living.

    “He’s dead.”, was the reply.

    “Well, what did he do before he died?”

    “He just kinda grabbed his chest and fell over.”
     
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  8. Jun 27, 2023 at 6:13 AM
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    Tactical_Panda Armchair Anarchist

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  9. Jun 27, 2023 at 7:44 AM
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    RdRunr Well-Known Member

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    still in the Matrix
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    Did you hear about the guy that bowled 301?

    No, that is not possible.

    Of course it is! How can you bowl 300 and not win?
     
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  10. Jun 30, 2023 at 8:00 AM
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    -Rorschach-

    -Rorschach- The Black Helicopters are coming…I gotta go!

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  11. Jul 1, 2023 at 6:21 AM
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    Tiny's Taco The Wanderer

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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
  12. Jul 3, 2023 at 7:40 AM
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    My doctor prescribed me medicinal marijuana to cure my constipation but it's not working.

    He told me I need to shit or get off the pot.
     
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  13. Jul 10, 2023 at 2:24 PM
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    What do you get when you multiply the square root of the diameter of an Igloo ?....... Eskimo pi
     
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  14. Jul 10, 2023 at 2:26 PM
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    What do you get if you divide the distance from the Earth to the Moon multiplied by the distance from moon to the sun?........ Moon Pi
     
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  15. Jul 11, 2023 at 10:11 AM
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    replica9000

    replica9000 Das ist no bueno

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    What's the best way to serve Pi?.....

    A la mode. Anything else is mean.
     
  16. Jul 13, 2023 at 4:51 AM
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  17. Jul 13, 2023 at 4:19 PM
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    Tactical_Panda

    Tactical_Panda Armchair Anarchist

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    Q. What has red hair, big shoes and lives in a test tube?
    A. Bozo the Clone.
     
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  18. Jul 16, 2023 at 2:27 PM
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    Skywalker Set the gear shift to the high gear of your soul

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    Where do bad rainbows go?













    Prism
    It's a light sentence and gives them time to reflect
     
  19. Jul 17, 2023 at 4:04 PM
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    Q: Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
    A: Someone told him to get a long little doggie.
     
  20. Jul 19, 2023 at 5:50 AM
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    Pchop Beavis Killer

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