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  1. Jul 20, 2023 at 12:30 PM
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    Pugga

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    Pugga Pasti-Dip Free 1983 - 2015... It was a good run

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    Pchop Beavis Killer

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  3. Jul 24, 2023 at 6:24 AM
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    Tactical_Panda Armchair Anarchist

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    Air used to be free at the gas station but now they charge you $1.50. Inflation, I guess.
     
    Tactical_Panda, Jul 24, 2023
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  4. Aug 5, 2023 at 8:27 AM
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    Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It’s rated Arrrrgh
     
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  5. Aug 10, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
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    Tiny's Taco, Aug 10, 2023
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  6. Aug 11, 2023 at 5:40 AM
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    Two tourists were visiting Hawaii and they ask one of the natives...

    Tourists: Is the correct pronunciation of your state "HA WHY EE" or "HA VIE EE"?

    Native: It's pronounced "HA VIE EE".

    Tourists: Thank you.

    Native: You're Velcome.
     
    Tactical_Panda, Aug 11, 2023
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  7. Aug 13, 2023 at 9:35 AM
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    That's a horrible idea. What time?
     
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  8. Aug 13, 2023 at 9:39 AM
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    Gsquare The G stands for smooth

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    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Mad cow.

    Mad cow wh ...

    MOO!!!
     
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  9. Aug 13, 2023 at 9:45 AM
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    Where do bad rainbows go?

    To Prism. It's a light sentence through, gives them time to reflect.
     
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  10. Aug 13, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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    What do you get from a dwarf cow?


    Condensed milk.
     
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  11. Aug 14, 2023 at 8:12 PM
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    299352357_591652552336584_83133146271779_6871350d8d922f9b32def0abd87fddcbfb4bc1e7.jpg
     
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  12. Aug 16, 2023 at 9:52 PM
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    Tiny's Taco, Aug 21, 2023
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    A limbo champion walked Into bar.
     
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    BUCKLE UP! It makes it harder for Aliens to pull you out of your Truck.
    My wife heard a warning of a wrong way driver on the radio and called to tell me. I told her there are a lot of them, tonight.
     
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  16. Aug 22, 2023 at 11:33 AM
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    pinktaco808 [OP] Hot Steppa

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  17. Aug 24, 2023 at 4:29 AM
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    What do mermaids wash their fins with?












    Tide
     
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