DC Owners, do you wish you had an AC/RC?

Bahahaha.

Backdoor commentator indeed.

 

For the record, I can afford to buy all your DC and AC trucks in gold bullion. I have to drive a regular cab because the bitches won't keep their hands off me when I'm cruising and its a safety hazard. They all ride in the bed and I have to padlock the sliding rear window and wear headphones to drown out their needy moans.

 

I bought it from a guy who owned a body shop in Tyler. There's rust on the floor of the bed, but the rest of the body is good. No rust, no bondo, just good metal. The engine is weak but that I can fix since I've been preparing for my mid-life crisis my whole life. So I've got pretty much all the parts I need on hand.

And a dependable, socially responsible double cab Tacoma to fetch whatever I don't have. When it's not otherwise in service to other outward demonstrations of civic mindedness.

 

I get the same reaction from women when I cruise Walmart wearing my wolf t-shirt. A t-shirt that depicts a wolf howling at the moon in the wilderness makes a statement about the independent, rugged, and confident individual who dares to wear it that women just can't resist. Pro-tip: the more wolves on the t-shirt the better.

 

Was 22,000,00 b4 hitch & extended warranty .
24,500 was drive out price .
Thank you .

 

No.

Steve.........

 

OH YEA
Forgot to mention I also have a 1981 $12,000 custom Shovelhead....
Oilfield Production Manager
Drill baby Drill

 

Still full of S! You other post said 24,500+TTL

 

I didn't think this could deteriorate any further. I was wrong.

 

OK Eric
Thank YOU
You DA man

 

I like pie.

 

You "insulted" me but I don't even care. That was some funny shit.

Anything bigger than a RC would have been a waste of money for me. I dont trailer anything heavy and I don't have a family and the dog rides in his travel crate in the back. I like the RC because of the wheel base and 6' bed. Plus, super inexpensive. $20k sticker for 4x4 truck, new and over 20mpg.

 

DC all the way, but there are times when I really wish I had a long bed versus my SB.

 

Couldn't agree more with josh0351, often enough I would love to have a long bed truck and search for it on autotrader.

33% of the time would like to have an access cab due to the bed length

 

I've seen the avatar.

 

^^ His dog already loves him with the hopes for a front row seat

 

I am engaged but that still didn't justify more cab space. And the dogs will never ride in the truck lol. German Shepard and Basset Hound, neither one understand that they can't be on my lap while driving.

 

Words to live by....

"Once you go DoubleCab, you'll never go back." ~ Akio Toyoda

 

This.

Also, needed room for a car seat.