Dumblaws

I think the Alaska Moose one is my favorite. With a close 2nd Alabama & you can't drive bare footed, but you can marry your kin!

 

I'm with Ken Jennings! I would have said hoe also. I wonder if his answer made it to the air or edited out.

How does the Jeopardy answer work with the Acworth law? Which says "Everyone should own a rake".
The Jeopardy answers make it sound like the person is a rake. Please explain, I'm not sure I understand.

 

#7 is funny when your friends who went to school in Jersey bring their college buddies and a car full of them pull up to the pump and just sit in the car for 15 minutes complaining about the service.

 

Thanks for that one.lol, Sitting there looking around,how do these things work? I left NJ in 83.Forgot all about that.

 

That's some funny shit right there man. When I moved to NJ from MI, I was like WTF no self service.

 

A rake is also a term for an immoral pleasure seeker (like the kid's ho response). So if you owned an immoral pleasure seeker, you'd be in compliance with the Acworth law. I'm not sure if renting a rake would qualify. Plus, if you yourself were a rake, I'm thinking that would qualify.

 

Thanks for the clarification.... I'll stick with my un-PC comments about the landscapers.

 

Bump for the noobs.

 

no head in SC? also idk that somebody would pump your gas for you! thats cool...ive never been out of the south lol