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East Texas Douchebags...

Discussion in 'Guns & Hunting' started by swatjoe592, Oct 15, 2008.

  1. Oct 15, 2008 at 6:55 PM
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    swatjoe592

    swatjoe592 [OP] Beware the Puma...

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    I went to the lease last weekend to check on the stands and feeders. Some fuckstick broke into our trailer and stole most of our stuff. I mean cleaned us out. These jizz-slurpers even stole our meat rubs and shit bucket. I know what you are saying..."Joe, they stole the bucket that you shit in??" and I respond with YES! They stole the bucket that I and four other dudes have shit in. I mean, we emptied it out, but there was no mistaking the purpose of that 5-gallon bucket. How hardup for meth funds do you have to be to steal a shit bucket? What would a violently used shit bucket fetch on the open market? It was two days ago, but I'm just now wrapping my mind around the absurdity of the situation to be able to share it with you all. Thank you and good night.
     
  2. Oct 15, 2008 at 6:59 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    That really sucks............I cant stop laughing!!!!!!
     
  3. Oct 15, 2008 at 7:00 PM
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    tacomaman06

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    damn....hate to hear that man!!! sucks about the shit bucket too...............fuckin thieves!!!! i hate em'!!!
     
  4. Oct 15, 2008 at 7:02 PM
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    Swwacoma

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    Dude, I wonder how long until they realize that they stole a bucket people once used to poo in.
     
  5. Oct 15, 2008 at 7:04 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Staff Member

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    Thats why Im still laughing!!!! These Ass Masters are all happy that they got a Bucket. I hope they put their shit......um..........things in it, and the smell transfers! THEN, I hope one of their buddies puts it on their head! :D
     
  6. Oct 15, 2008 at 7:09 PM
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    swatjoe592

    swatjoe592 [OP] Beware the Puma...

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    I hope they use the bucket and a water hose to wash their inbred children, and hopefully the chain of stupidty will stop there once they contract typhoid fever or some other fucked up way to die.

    OK not really....thats bad karma. But I hope some really messed up shit happens to them down the road. I was more pissed about the meat rubs. I had to grill/ruin some ribs using Dos XX, salsa and lime juice Saturday. Not my best rub.
     
  7. Oct 15, 2008 at 7:11 PM
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    tacomaman06

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    it will man....karma is a beeotch(and so is her mother!!!)!
     
  8. Oct 15, 2008 at 7:24 PM
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    beastlytaco

    beastlytaco This is TW. One never knows what is a joke anymore

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    yup. so how much in dollars did they get away with exactly. couple grand or what??
     
  9. Oct 15, 2008 at 7:31 PM
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    Sorry to hear!! :mad:



    I WILL keep an eye out for your shit bucket around the local pawn shops.
     
  10. Oct 15, 2008 at 7:32 PM
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    I'll keep a look out on E-bay for your shit bucket.
     
  11. Oct 15, 2008 at 7:33 PM
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    chris4x4

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    ".......up for bid is 1 shit bucket.................."
     
  12. Oct 15, 2008 at 7:35 PM
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    Buy it now......
     
  13. Oct 15, 2008 at 8:00 PM
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    You know? I think I need a shit bucket........
     
  14. Oct 15, 2008 at 8:26 PM
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    What if there is a big storm and they anticipate losing water/electric so they fill the bucket full of "drinking water". Oh man, karma is such a slut.
     
  15. Oct 15, 2008 at 8:28 PM
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    Make sure you're getting the real deal and not some cheap knock off.
     
  16. Oct 15, 2008 at 8:29 PM
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    I supersize with ya man. But I must say, the phrase "a violently used shit bucket" will stay with me for the rest of my life.
     
  17. Oct 15, 2008 at 8:34 PM
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    tacomaman06

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    hey man.....thats when you KNOW it was a good shit!!!:D

    and thats what ya call "blowin mud"!!!
     
  18. Oct 15, 2008 at 8:37 PM
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    Would that make him a shithead? :confused:
     
  19. Oct 16, 2008 at 5:02 AM
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    swatjoe592

    swatjoe592 [OP] Beware the Puma...

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    Nah, I doubt it was much. It's in Jasper. I don't live in Jasper, but just driving through Jasper makes me think of an opening scene from one of those 'Meth in America' television shows. So all the good stuff we bring home, but just left some stuff we didn't want to tote back to the coast (i.e. the poo-bucket, various tools, utensils, flood lights, etc.) I think the most expensive item was some electrical outlets. No worries though, one of my buddies is an electrician, so he MacGyvered something up real quick and we were back on the road to recovery in no time.
     
  20. Oct 16, 2008 at 9:07 AM
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    spaghettiedy

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    It sucks that your shit bucket got stolen, but it made my day better. That's the funniest shit that I've heard in a while.
     
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