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f my life

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Dockhead, Apr 8, 2009.

  1. Apr 8, 2009 at 10:52 PM
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    Dockhead

    Dockhead [OP] Formarly 08TRD4X4RadientRed

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    Pretty funny site, one of my friends showed it to me.
    fmylife.com

    My favorites of the day
    Today, I had to return a shirt to Target. My mom offered to do it for me on her way to work, so I gave her the shirt and receipt. Later, I realized that on the same receipt I had purchased condoms, lube, and whipped cream. FML

    Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me "don't worry, it's not yours." FML

    accidentally put it in the underground
     
  2. Apr 8, 2009 at 11:02 PM
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    dwalden2

    dwalden2 Your mom goes to college

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    :laugh: HAHAHA. Awesome.
     
  3. Apr 8, 2009 at 11:25 PM
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    05PreRunner

    05PreRunner "Living life in the FAST lane..."

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    very funny site...

    Here are a few i just saw:

    Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled : "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

    Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

    Today, a co-worker mistakenly took a drink from my cup. I told her that she just drank dihydrogen monoxide (H2O), a colorless chemical that can be fatal if breathed in. She started crying before I could explain that it was just water. She then called ME retarded and punched me in the balls. FML

    Today, I forgot my weed on the kitchen counter before leaving for school. My parents surprised me by coming home a day early from their vacation. My mom had mistaken it for parsley, and it is now on top of my pasta. FML
     
  4. Apr 8, 2009 at 11:47 PM
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    neslerrah

    neslerrah Taco lovin'

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    :rofl:i read a couple of them...:rofl:
     
  5. Apr 9, 2009 at 12:22 AM
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    Krazie Sj

    Krazie Sj Resident Jackass

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  6. Apr 9, 2009 at 12:32 AM
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    neslerrah

    neslerrah Taco lovin'

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  7. Apr 9, 2009 at 2:03 AM
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    higherlux

    higherlux Well-Known Member

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    lol
    Today, I tasted the rainbow. By that, I mean a homeless man hit me in the face with a bag of Skittles for not giving him money. FML


    Today, I was getting ready to get in the shower. Completely naked, I pulled the curtain away and there was a huge spider on the wall in the shower. I screamed and my husband, disoriented from sleeping, came running in and knocked me over. I killed the spider with my forehead and broke my nose. FML
     
  8. Apr 9, 2009 at 2:36 AM
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    higherlux

    higherlux Well-Known Member

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    the best 1 so far

    Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on craigslist.com as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
     
  9. Apr 9, 2009 at 3:43 AM
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    09TRD

    09TRD it is what it is

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    Not yet,
  10. Apr 9, 2009 at 11:58 AM
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    Hardcorehehaw

    Hardcorehehaw 1 man wolf pack

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  11. Apr 9, 2009 at 3:10 PM
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    kris77

    kris77 Born in the Backwoods

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  12. Apr 9, 2009 at 3:16 PM
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    kris77

    kris77 Born in the Backwoods

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  13. Apr 9, 2009 at 3:42 PM
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    bobwilson1977

    bobwilson1977 Well-Known Member

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    none except for crappy hub caps and floor mats.
    Holy crap! bookmarked. I could read that site for days. Thanks for adding yet another site that I will waste countless hours on.
     
  14. Apr 9, 2009 at 3:42 PM
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    tacoholic

    tacoholic 09 but I drive a 012 Expedition...

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    :rofl: it is pretty funny...it would be better if my friend's bitch ex-girlfriend didn't show me it first.
     
  15. Apr 9, 2009 at 3:43 PM
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    Dockhead

    Dockhead [OP] Formarly 08TRD4X4RadientRed

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  16. Apr 9, 2009 at 5:45 PM
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    Krazie Sj

    Krazie Sj Resident Jackass

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    Today I poured Transmission fluid into my coolant reservoir. FML.
     
  17. Apr 9, 2009 at 6:15 PM
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    Toy4Life

    Toy4Life 668: The Neighbor of the Beast

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    I wondered when this would pop up. Glad to see it was you.:)
     
  18. Apr 9, 2009 at 6:45 PM
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    JM76

    JM76 Ride On

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  19. Apr 9, 2009 at 6:52 PM
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    BLUVVV

    BLUVVV LARGE Member

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  20. Apr 9, 2009 at 7:29 PM
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    paintdiddy

    paintdiddy Machine gun shits

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    its a funny site but most of that shit must be made up.
     
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