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Favorite Seinfeld quote(s)

Discussion in 'Entertainment' started by Neal11, Aug 26, 2009.

  1. Aug 26, 2009 at 11:59 AM
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    Neal11

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    "they're real, and they're spectacular." what terri hatcher told jerry after she thought he sent elaine into the sauna to find out if her breast were real.

    "no soup for you!" the soup nazi :D
     
  2. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:00 PM
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    frogger machine episode

    Edit: sorry I read the thread title wrong
     
  3. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:01 PM
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    tcBob

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  4. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:03 PM
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    Telemarketer: Umm, we’re not allowed to do that.
    Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don’t want strangers calling you at home.
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    Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel. [hangs up phone]
     
  5. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:05 PM
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    Cramer tries to golf episode!
    Funny shiz!:)
     
  6. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:08 PM
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    The bet...
     
  7. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:10 PM
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    the master of the domain bet?:D
    "i'm out" kramer was the first one to lose the bet.
     
  8. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:11 PM
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    CyberTron

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    I love Seinfeld, one of my favorites tv series. This episode came to mind.
    "Elaine Benes the dancer"
    [​IMG]
     
  9. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:14 PM
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    Kramer: "Kenny Rogers will never be able to sell chicken here! We have a chicken place on every block"

    Jerry: "He is The Gambler."
     
  10. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:15 PM
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    "serenity now!" george's dad
     
  11. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:17 PM
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    George: [watching home movies] Oh! Don't look this is where they change me.

    Jerry: Weren't you like eight years old?

    George: I was seven and a half!
     
  12. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:20 PM
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    Neal11

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    "the bro", the bra for men. :D
     
  13. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:23 PM
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    CyberTron

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    Heres a good one I found.
    Newman: Let me let you in on a secret. Zip codes? They're meaningless.
     
  14. Aug 26, 2009 at 12:24 PM
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    "sex to save the friendship." what jerry told elaine :D
     
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  16. Aug 26, 2009 at 1:35 PM
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    "i don't see no white boy, all i see is a damn fool." what the father of the black woman said when kramer came to pick her up after he fell asleep in the tanning bed.:D
     
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    Kramer - "Giddyup."

    Elaine - "They shrink?"

    George - "Art Vandelay. I'm an architect."

    Newman - "Hellooo Jerry."

    Jerry - (teeth clinched) "Newman!"

    ...and on and on and...
     
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    "And you want to be my latex salesman"

    As George falls out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles.
     
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