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F'ing FORDS!!!!! (useless rant)

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by chris4x4, Apr 9, 2009.

  1. Apr 9, 2009 at 12:52 PM
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    chris4x4

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    So....We have all seen the commercials about how strong these gawd dam new ford peice of shits are, and how their super strong bed bolts can hold the moon to the bed and bla bla bla........

    That being said.......Im following one. Brand new.....still had the paper plate on it. The Dumb dumb is driveing with his tailgate down. He hits a small bump in the road an the fucking super turbo bed bolt falls off of his truck bounces on the pavement, and into the side of my truck. Put a nice "Ding" in the bed where it meets up to the cab. I slammed on my brakes and pulled off the road. I watched where the dude went, and proceeded to find the bolt. I recovered the bolt and took off to the dude, who was at a gas station. I pulled up and said " I think you lost something", and showed him the bolt. I looked in his bed, and Sure as shit, hes missing 1 bed bolt. The Dude says...."uh.....wow. Dam. Uh.......sorry, man...Uh...." And reaches for the bolt. I say "Nope, this is now mine", and I threw it in my bed. (wanted to take a pic of it to show how big these F'ing bolts are).
    Anyway.....Now I lost the f'ing bolt, so I cant take a pic.

    This rant is brought to you by the Ford sucks ass foundation

    Now, Back to your regularly schedualed TW programming.....
     
  2. Apr 9, 2009 at 12:56 PM
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  3. Apr 9, 2009 at 12:59 PM
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    ahahhaa classic story
     
  4. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:02 PM
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    That really sucks Chris. If he was driving with his tailgate down and something fell out of his bed and did damage wouldn't he be liable for said damage?
     
  5. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:03 PM
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    WHAT ABOUT THE DING????????????????? HE paying for that???????????????????
     
  6. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:04 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Yes. I didnt feel like going thru insurance to fix one ding. I was also a little afraid that if I had stayed, he may have ended up beaten.
     
  7. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:04 PM
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    yup! if chris really wants to he can take this to insurance, but its just a ding, but if he realllllly wanted to :D
     
  8. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:05 PM
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    Classic...You kept the fucking bolt...That's amazing!!
     
  9. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:06 PM
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    Im still trying to find the bolt for the picks. I know its somewhere near my house............I have a ding, Im KEEPING HIS DAM POS BOLT!!!
     
  10. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:07 PM
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    I swear to god I would have throw the fucking bolt into the side of his NEW FORD .... Ding for fucking DING....



    You guys really raise my blood pressure with these stories.....
     
  11. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:07 PM
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    On a side note about the commercials.... I would HOPE that my bed bolts is strong enough to hold my truck :rolleyes:Ford guys:rolleyes:
     
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    Well if Karma is worth a damn then hopefully the guy was following you and now has his bed bolt that you lost as a new hood ornament
     
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    See I probably would have thrown it through his new back glass.

    Or bent the bastard over & shoved it up his ass!
     
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    LOL. FORDs.:rolleyes:
    Too bad that happened though chris. Thats pretty damn funny you wouldnt let him have the bolt back.:D
     
  15. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:35 PM
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    sorry to hear chris!
     
  16. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:51 PM
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    Sucks that you got dinged by an errant Ford bolt! I do have to say though as a guy who owns almost 400 Fords that they are the best domestic crap out there.
     
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    Let me first say Chris is the man. He helps pretty much everyone on this board and seems to be a great guy (don't know for sure since I am never met him in person).

    With that I want to say that I am calling Chris out on this one, in good fun of course. I smell BS:D

    :worthless:

    P.S. Find the bolt, post the picture and I take back this entire post:D
     
  18. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:58 PM
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    Now your truck has even more character. ;) That does suck.
     
  19. Apr 9, 2009 at 1:59 PM
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    I just walked half a mile looking for this bolt. I want it more than anyone else!!!!!!
    Im going to make a f'ing trophy out of it! I would hate to think it bounced out of MY truck, and now some poor dude has a post out there in cyber land saying "F'ing Toyota POSES!!!" When/if I find this bolt, Pics will be up. Im gonna look for it again. :mad:
     
  20. Apr 9, 2009 at 2:01 PM
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    If I owened one of those, you bet your ass you would hear about it on the news! And there would be an influx of people that had their asses intruded..........(No homo).
     
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