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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by PhoenixCadet, Sep 21, 2008.

  1. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:35 PM
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    PhoenixCadet

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    Keep it going. Something, anything! I don't care!


    A man is walking down the street and stumbles upon a...
     
  2. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:36 PM
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  3. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:37 PM
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    brand new 2009 Toyota Tacoma sitting there with the ignition on, just waiting for someone to drive it...

    EDIT: Sorry, i was a little late...
     
  4. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:38 PM
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    Originally Posted by PhoenixCadet [​IMG]
    A man is walking down the street and stumbles upon a...

    Really drunk man called Tacoman05!
     
  5. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:40 PM
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    derekabraham

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    He enjoyed long walks on the beach, looking at females playing volleyball...
     
  6. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:40 PM
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    PhoenixCadet

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    ...and liked to see their goods bouncin' along...
     
  7. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:41 PM
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    until he was attacked by a cougar
     
  8. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:43 PM
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    tacomaman06

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    getting there....
    who is tacoman05??
     
  9. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:43 PM
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    getting there....
    but then he smashed the cougar in the nads with a beer bottle and.....
     
  10. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:43 PM
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    derekabraham

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    touched the cougar's nipples...




    (I'm sorry.)
     
  11. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:44 PM
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    Your evil twin? :confused:


    :D
     
  12. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:44 PM
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    LOL!
    And by cougar he means a woman over 50! He would have fared much better with the animal if only he had been so lucky...
     
  13. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:45 PM
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    Yeah Will I thought I would get in a cheap shot on you but I rekin it's been a long day. I think I will start a new count as Tacoman05 just to keep from looking like a a$$!
     
  14. Sep 21, 2008 at 6:50 PM
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    for this cougar had never had a VIRGIN before.
    :D
     
  15. Sep 21, 2008 at 7:06 PM
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    getting there....
    hahaha.....you put "05" again:laugh:.....you are having a bad day!!!:D
     
  16. Sep 21, 2008 at 8:11 PM
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    The unconscious cougar, upon having it's nipples touched, awoke and granted the man three wishes...........
     
  17. Sep 21, 2008 at 8:33 PM
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    which he promptly responded by saying a brand new tacoma...
     
  18. Sep 21, 2008 at 8:35 PM
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    ...one horny, big-boobed blonde, and a...
     
  19. Sep 21, 2008 at 9:06 PM
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    years supply of captain crunch!!!
     
  20. Sep 21, 2008 at 9:17 PM
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