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...universal hunger by shipping food and foreign aid to mars. The mars aliens responded to this with...

 

blowing up our nations capital and preceded to pilage.....

 

...the moon of all it's cheese. Once the moon was gone, the aliens targeted all of the strippers in Vegas. The silicone is useful to them for their...

 

hyper drives,they needed the silicone to get there fan belts

 

attached, so they could get their spaceships running - this would enable them to get to Pluto in time for the intergalactic...

 

attack of Uranus as a last resort to preserve the universe from .......

 

...global domination of Prius drivers, who want to force the rest of the universe to drive them, as well as...

 

hug trees, and take baby seals clubbing. I for one....

 

the decomposing zombies that can be used as cannon fodder or fertilizer for all the underground grow op's in progress that churn out dope that .................

 

...is sold to the members of other truck sites, to get them high and realize that Tacomaworld is the best. With such a high influx of new members, we at Tacomaworld wanted to...

 

gets me high as balls

 

of hash and fire takes me higher and then the munchies come in bunchies while the rest of the world starve to extinction I munch and munch like a bunch of donkeys ...........

 

.....that talk to the little furry creatures of the forest while they take part in their blood orgy and eat wild.....

 

...blonde-haired strippers named Candi. They finish their dinner of blonde strippers, and go on to look for...

 

Menthos, the fresh maker....

 

...a large bucket of rattle snakes, which spilled, and they started to...

 

berserk, and started to use a giant sledge hammer to...

 

Was trying to be dominated by tacoark again...

 

after he was already passed out from having way too many...

 

...would be man enough to come out and confess their long-time love to Clay Aiken. Meanwhile, Clay Aiken was...