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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by PhoenixCadet, Sep 21, 2008.

  1. Sep 28, 2008 at 10:47 PM
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    PhoenixCadet

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    ...when all of a sudden, all the martians started to spontaneously combust. This was due to a combination of the dirty water hotdogs, crazy-ass cab drivers, and a large...
     
  2. Sep 28, 2008 at 10:48 PM
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    statue of a green lady which was underwater due to the melting of the polar ice caps...
     
  3. Sep 28, 2008 at 10:49 PM
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    ...caused by the hot gas emitted from Al Gore whenever he speaks. Al Gore immediately got word of the polar ice cap situation, and flew to New York to...
     
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    Single-handily save the polar bears!!!
     
  5. Sep 28, 2008 at 11:02 PM
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    Meanwhile, an angry mob of protesters were awaiting his arrival to...
     
  6. Sep 29, 2008 at 2:42 PM
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    literally beat his head in and watch his brains ooze out the side of his....
     
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    ass since his head is up there 99% of the time. The mob then...
     
  8. Sep 29, 2008 at 6:25 PM
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    began to run up and down the street naked with honey glazed all over their asses being chased by a hungry bunch of fire ants that have.......
     
  9. Sep 29, 2008 at 6:27 PM
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    been searching for food for 3 years. the ants then caught up with him and began to...
     
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    roast the silly hot dog over an open flame singing....
     
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    ...When Obama appeared out of no where, and started to...
     
  13. Sep 29, 2008 at 7:23 PM
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    dance around the fire while thinking about...
     
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    that was wrapped in foil
     
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    ...to keep the bad thoughts out. It was constantly being told to...
     
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    poke, but when in doubt..
     
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    inside of a hot female Chargers fan. The weather is lovely today...
     
  18. Sep 29, 2008 at 7:38 PM
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    ...said derekabraham, after being struck by lightning this morning during our little T-storm. He said it felt like....
     
  19. Sep 29, 2008 at 7:39 PM
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    having my weiner inside of my hot female Chargers fan lady friend. I ate a juicy steak smothered in...



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  20. Sep 29, 2008 at 7:41 PM
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    who recieved the steak after Derek decided he didn't want. My cat just pooped...
     

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