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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by PhoenixCadet, Sep 21, 2008.

  1. Sep 22, 2008 at 5:28 PM
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    tacomaman06

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    getting there....
    he plays with vaseline and rubs finger paint on his nipples, but he always makes sure to...
     
  2. Sep 22, 2008 at 5:28 PM
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    eordonez

    eordonez Living vicariously through mjp2

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    hide all the evidence before the wife gets home, only if...
     
  3. Sep 22, 2008 at 5:29 PM
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    PhoenixCadet

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    ...invite HerNameIsLucy and thebigK over before he does. They have some pretty wild times together. The last time they were over, they...
     
  4. Sep 22, 2008 at 5:39 PM
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    did it doggy style so they could both watch the foot ball game together while....
     
  5. Sep 22, 2008 at 5:48 PM
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    ...eating bbq Spam and Ding Dongs along with.....
     
  6. Sep 22, 2008 at 5:52 PM
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    ...George Dubya and Santa Claus...
     
  7. Sep 22, 2008 at 5:59 PM
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    ....but when Santa saw the battery and jumper cables he said "hell no".....
     
  8. Sep 22, 2008 at 6:12 PM
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    not unless you hook them on my nipples. Then we can....
     
  9. Sep 22, 2008 at 6:34 PM
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    ....old hag, but once she had a few drinks in her, she would....
     
  10. Sep 22, 2008 at 6:36 PM
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    be the first to get naked and sing "nuttin but a g thang", so santa started pouring....
     
  11. Sep 22, 2008 at 7:03 PM
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  12. Sep 22, 2008 at 7:07 PM
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    ....one of the elves spoke up, "Yo, I got some sh*t that'll blow your mind", so Mrs. Clause....
     
  13. Sep 22, 2008 at 7:20 PM
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    started dancing the electric slide while licking....
     
  14. Sep 22, 2008 at 7:22 PM
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    her eyebrows. Santa thought this was....
     
  15. Sep 22, 2008 at 7:24 PM
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    ....to signal a police raid, so he grabbed the sawed-off and....
     
  16. Sep 22, 2008 at 7:26 PM
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    nd Radical Town. It's a hell of a place!

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    looked down the barrel to make sure it was loaded...
     
  17. Sep 22, 2008 at 7:34 PM
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    and blew her clitoris to a million blistering barnacles and had the elves put them together so.....
     
  18. Sep 22, 2008 at 7:39 PM
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    ooh that is so disgusting said the elves as they carefully constructed the
     
  19. Sep 22, 2008 at 7:42 PM
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    ....scaffolding to reach the area in question. Suddenly, there was a loud pop...
     
  20. Sep 22, 2008 at 7:46 PM
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    TacoNut

    TacoNut IgnoringChrisWatchingEdLi veVicariouslyThroughMJP2

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    The whole room looked over and there was Chuck Norris...
     

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